27 quotes
Challenging Male Ego in Revolutionary Context
Perfidia Beverly Hills
Your crumbling male ego will never do the revolution like me. Fuck outta here.
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Revolution and the Battle Within
Perfidia Beverly Hills
Every revolution begins fighting demons. Motherfuckers just end up fighting themselves.
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Inside Resemblance and Cautionary Concerns
Sister Rochelle
Unbelievable.
Willa
Do I look just like her?
Sister Rochelle
No, not really. But you do on the inside, which makes you quite a risk around here. The daughter of a rat is a baby rat, and we must be careful.
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Defining Freedom Through Fearlessness
Sergio St. Carlos
You know what freedom is?
Bob
What?
Sergio St. Carlos
No fear. Just like Tom fucking Cruise.
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The Beginning of a New Revolution
Taglines
The last revolution was just the beginning.
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A Lighthearted Exchange on Preferences
Talleyrand
What's my favorite kind of pussy?
Bob
Mexican hairless.
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Unexpected Afterlife Encounter in Battle
Perfidia Beverly Hills
Wake up, soldier boy. You died and went to pussy heaven, motherfucker.
[to Lockjaw]
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Born into Battle or Seeking It
Taglines
Some search for battle, others are born into it...
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Appreciation for Black Women
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw
You like black girls? I love em. I love em!
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The Complexity of Time and Parenthood
Bob
What was the fucking password, by the way, you fucking prick?
Comrade Josh
Time doesn't exist, yet it controls us anyway.
Bob
Oh, fuck you, you fucking moron! Fuck you! You obviously don't have kids, you fucking idiot!
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Forgotten Code Amidst Confusion
Greeting Code Voice
I need the greeting code, Bob.
Bob
Uhh, fuck. Well, I don't remember the fucking greeting code because I got a little bit high.
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Power, Suspicion, and Holiday Greetings
Junglepussy
Get your noses in the carpet! My name is Junglepussy. This is what power looks like. See my face? This some Set It Off shit. I don't want you, I just want your money. Your money... pays for my artillery, my supplies, my transportation, my dynamite, my message! I am what black power looks like. See my face? See my face! I'm the French 75...
[pointing a gun during bank robbery]
Greeting Code Voice
Nothing is secure. Everything is wrong. No one is above suspicion.
Sandy Irvine
Merry Christmas. Hail, Saint Nick.
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Embracing Freedom and Personal Choice
Perfidia Beverly Hills
The message is clear. Free borders, free bodies, free choice and free from fucking fear.
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Cultural Relevance and Changing Narratives
Deandra
Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, Hooterville Junction.
Willa
Will no longer be so goddamn relevant.
Deandra
And women will not care if Dick finally got down with Jane on Search for Tomorrow.
Willa
Because black people will be in the street...
Deandra
... looking for a brighter day.
Deandra, Willa
The revolution will not be televised.
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Struggling with Hair Styling Skills
Ghetto" Pat Calhoun / "Rocketman" / Bob Ferguson
I can't do her hair, man. You know that? I don't know how to do her hair right.
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Misunderstandings About Identity and Appearance
Willa
Why is your shirt so tight?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw
I'm not gay, if that's what you're saying.
Willa
I didn't say that.
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw
I'm not a homosexual!
Willa
I did not say that, but I see the lifts in your shoes.
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Tension Escalates Over Rendezvous Point
Bob
I need this rendezvous point, you understand what I'm saying? I need it.
Comrade Josh
I understand and the question is "What time is it?
Bob
Fuck! If you don't give me the rendezvous point, I swear to God I will hunt you down and stick a loaded, fuckin hot piece of dynamite right up your fuckin asshole.
Comrade Josh
Okay, this doesn't feel safe. You're violating my space right now.
Bob
Violating your space? Man, come on - what kind of revolutionary are you, brother? We're not even in the same room here. We're talking on the phone, like, man!
Comrade Josh
Okay, there's no need to shout. This is a violation of my space to me. These are noise triggers.
Bob
Fuckin noise triggers? Listen, I wanna know something. I wanna know one thing when this is all said and done: what is your name? I need to know your name.
Comrade Josh
My name is Comrade Josh.
Bob
Comrade Joshua? Get a better name. "Comrade Josh" - that's a fuckin ridiculous name for a revolutionary. First off. Second off, I want to know your coordinates. I want to know your location right now. What is it?
Comrade Josh
I'm in a secure location somewhere between the stolen land of the Wabanaki and the stolen land of the Chumash.
Bob
You're fuckin intolerable, man. You're really intolerable. This is not the way revolutionaries do shit. Do you know how hard you are to talk to? Do you know the information I'm trying to give you? You're a little nitpicking prick! That's what you are: a little nitpicking prick. And do you know what I'm gonna do to nitpicking pricks? I'm gonna call in a Greyhawk 10.
Comrade Josh
You're calling in a Greyhawk 10?
Bob
I'm calling in a Greyhawk 10, all right? I want you to get your supervisor on the phone right now, because I know you've got one. I know you've got one, Comrade Josh. All right, I'm going way over your fuckin head. Way over your head, all right? Put your commanding officer on the phone now!
Comrade Josh
Cause you're calling in a Greyhawk 10?
Bob
I'm calling in a Greyhawk 10, Comrade Josh.
Comrade Josh
Please hold.
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Declaration of War by Perfidia Beverly Hills
Perfidia Beverly Hills
My name is Perfidia Beverly Hills, and this is a declaration of war. We're here to right your wrongs, motherfucker. You've got an army growing in your fucking guts, and you put it there.
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A Personal Situation from Sergio St. Carlos
Sergio St. Carlos
I've got a little Latino ] situation going on at my place. All legit. From the heart. No cash.
[[Harriet Tubman]
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Hope for the Future Generation
Perfidia Beverly Hills
Are you happy? Do you have love? What will you do when you get older? Will you try to change the world like I did? We failed, but maybe you will not. Maybe you will be the one who puts the world right.
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Emotional Detachment and Acceptance of Life
Ghetto" Pat Calhoun / "Rocketman" / Bob Ferguson
I don't get mad. I don't get mad about anything anymore.
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Questioning Responsibility in Driving Choices
Willa
How did you get home?
Bob
Well, with my car.
Willa
You drove?
Bob
So, what are you, my babysitter? Yeah, I know how to drink and drive, honey. I know what I'm doing.
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Desperation for Effective Weaponry
Ghetto" Pat Calhoun / "Rocketman" / Bob Ferguson
I need a weapon, man. All you've got are goddamn nunchuks here.
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Time and its Relevance in Battle
Bob
There are no hands on the clock.
Comrade Josh
Why?
Bob
Because they're not needed.
Comrade Josh
What time is it?
Bob
Uhh, fuck. You know, I don't remember that part. Let's not nitpick over the passwords.
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Conversation About Preparedness and Knowledge
Danvers
Howard Summerville.
Sommerville
How are you?
Danvers
Good. The French 75. The resistance. The gringo coyote. Billygoat.
Sommerville
You've done your homework.
Danvers
Um-hum. Take a look around. Take it all in. You need anything?
Sommerville
I'm fine.
Danvers
Drink?
Sommerville
I'm ok.
Danvers
You're still alive. That's a good sign, right?
Sommerville
Seem to be.
Danvers
Yea. You know why?
Sommerville
You tell me.
Danvers
I will tell you. I need you to tell me where baby Charlene is, what's her name, where she lives. I need to know where the rocket man lives, I need to know his name.
Sommerville
I can cooperate. Their names are Fred Flintstone and Author Fonzarelli and their address is Alpha Centuri.
Danvers
I love it, I love it. Motherfucker's sitting on plastic in a container and he's still go jokes.
Sommerville
I just want you know I'm not scared.
Danvers
I appreciate that. If I was in your shoes I wouldn't be scared either. I just don't know if your sister would feel that way. What's, what's his sister's name?
[pause]
Soldier
Pamela.
Danvers
Oh, no more jokes? What are their names? Where do they live?
[pause]
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Discussion of Perfidia Beverly Hills' Affiliations
Virgil Throckmorton
Do you know a black militant by the name of Perfidia Beverly Hills?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw
Yes, I do.
Virgil Throckmorton
And was she a member of the rebel group known as the French 75?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw
She was.
Virgil Throckmorton
Colonel Lockjaw, did you engage in a romantic relationship with this woman?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw
Gentlemen, I have engaged the enemy face to face in battle, and in the dark alleys and shadows of espionage. I was once raped in reverse.
Virgil Throckmorton
Raped in reverse? Could you explain how that might work for us, Colonel Lockjaw?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw
The enemy employed deception. I was drugged, and while unconscious my brain was not working but my power was, and I believe I was taken advantage of.
Virgil Throckmorton
What kind of proof do you have? If you were unconscious, how do you know this to be true?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw
I don't know it to be true, but I suspect it. When I awoke, there was sensitivity in a private place, and there was some residue of an interaction.
Virgil Throckmorton
Interaction?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw
I believe she was a sperm thief.
Sandy Irvine
A semen demon?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw
That's correct.
Virgil Throckmorton
Colonel Lockjaw, what would be the purpose of the enemy raping you in reverse?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw
They saw the power of my mind and body. They desired it.
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Creating a Show for a Revolution
Perfidia Beverly Hills
I want you to create a show, Pat. Okay? This is going to announce the motherfucking revolution. Make it good. Make it bright. Impress me.
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