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Vacancy Quotes

"Once you've checked in... The terror begins."

R 2007 · 1h 25m
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Dreams and Tensions at a Family Gathering
David Fox Boy, you were really dreaming over there earlier. You were mumbling, jerking around.
Amy Fox I dreamt you were trying to kill me. We were at my parents anniversary party and my mother wouldn't stop talking. You started screaming you couldn't take it anymore, and then you tried to strangle me.
David Fox Hey, at least you were dreaming about me, right? That's kind of an improvement.
Neighborly Disturbance in Hotel Room 3
Mason Everything alright, Mr. Fox?
David Fox Uh, no, because the asshole in the room right beside us keeps banging on the walls and won't stop. You got any ideas?
Mason The room beside you?
David Fox Yeah, room 3. Uh, I go over there to talk with the guy to try to get him to stop, but he just kind of keeps doing it. So, uh, I gotta say I don't know what his problem is.
Mason It's very strange, seeing as you folks are the only guests I've got in here tonight.
David Fox Well, somebody's in there, okay, and I gotta say I'm pretty exhausted.
Mason You sure it's room 3?
David Fox Yeah. We're in the corner, right? Number 4? Well, it's the room right besides us with the big rusty 3 on it!
Terror Begins After Checking In
Taglines Once you've checked in... The terror begins.
Discussion on Gas Prices and Business Hours
David Fox Do you think they're closed?
[driving to gas station]
Amy Fox Since 1957.
David Fox That's too bad, because they've got good gas prices.
Manager's Acceptance of Enforced Rules
Mason Rules are rules. I don't make them, I'm just the manager.
Invitation to Play a Dangerous Game
David Fox Why don't you open the door? Want to play some games? I'll play some fucking games with you.
[getting fed up from the noise next door; continues to knock but no one answers]
Reflections on Missed Opportunities and Nature
David Fox Never see stars anymore. At least not in L.A. It's kind of nice out here, really. I bet Charlie would've liked it.
Amy Fox Well you should've brought us sometime. We never went anywhere; the job was always too important to leave.
David Fox Why do you do that?
Amy Fox Do what?
David Fox Every time I mention his name you take a shot at me.
Amy Fox Well stop mentioning his name!
David Fox Well you see, I'm not like you Amy. I'd rather just kind of remember him and deal with the pain.
Identifying the Right Room
Amy Fox Is that this room?
[watching snuff film]
David Fox It sure looks like it.
Desperate Call for Help at the Motel
Mason 911 Emergency?
David Fox Yeah, hello. We need some help. Some people are trying to kill us.
Mason Where are you located, sir?
David Fox Me and my wife, we're at this motel, the Pinewood Motel. It's near the mountains. They've got us trapped.
Mason Who has you trapped, sir?
David Fox I don't know. We just need help. The Pinewood Motel.
Mason Yes, sir. Do you have an address?
David Fox No! It's near some woods. Jesus Christ, look it up!
Mason You're going to need to settle down, sir. You'll never survive if you lose control, Mr. Fox.
Mason You shouldn't be wandering around in the dark by yourself.
Questioning the Motives of Others
Amy Fox Why are they doing this?
David Fox They might be enjoying themselves.
Concern About Safety Measures
Amy Fox We've had our tetanus shots... right?
[about the room]
Navigating Choices in a Tense Situation
Amy Fox Why didn't you just stay on the interstate?
David Fox I don't know. I guess I just wanted to make this as miserable as possible, you know? See just how big a bitch you'd be about it.
A Warning Against Staying in Danger
David Fox Look, if we stay here, we're going to wind up like all of them.
Sticky Door Handle Instructions
Mason It's right there in the corner, number 4. You might have to jiggle the handle a little bit to open her up, she's as sticky as an old whore.
[pointing to motel room]
Reflections on Relationships and Family Expectations
David Fox I guess it could be worse, you know. We could be stuck in that twin bed at your folk's house, trying to pretend like we're a happy couple.
Amy Fox God, I should've told my mom about us.
David Fox Why ruin their party though? I think the thing to do is just tell them after we've signed the papers. It felt really strange to be at that party, watching them all, celebrate being together all those years. How'd it make you feel?
Amy Fox I don't know. Tired.
David Fox I'm sorry. Never should've gotten off the interstate, either.
Amy Fox Miss our last one great adventure together?
Navigating Challenges in Unfamiliar Territory
David Fox So how far back was the gas station?
Amy Fox I don't know, about a mile. Kind of a long walk in the middle of the night.
David Fox Yeah, I mean I guess we could just sit here and hope some idiots like us come along and give us a hand, huh?
Amy Fox I didn't get us lost.
David Fox No, you slept for three hundred miles, thanks to your Zoloft-Prozac cocktail.
The Illusion of Escape in Surveillance
Taglines How can you escape...if they can see everything?
Boredom and Assistance in Late-Night Conversations
Mason Hey folks. How can I help you?
David Fox Everything, uh, okay back there?
[hearing screaming coming from the office]
Mason Oh! Sorry. Things get a little boring around here late nights!
[walks back to the office and turns off tape]
Innuendo About Honeymooners' Mood
David Fox I bet this gets the honeymooners in the mood.
[on observing a snuff movie]
Sleep Choices in Uncomfortable Circumstances
Amy I'm sleeping in my clothes tonight.
David I'm sleeping in my shoes.
Room Upgrade Offer in Vacancy Scene
David Fox Yeah, we'll go ahead and stay here. Thanks.
Mason I'll give you two the honeymoon suite, for five dollars extra. It's got a few perks that the others don't.
Amy Fox Regular room will be fine, thank you.
Mason What the heck, I'll give it to you for the same rate.
Debate Over a Raccoon on the Road
David Fox Son of a bitch!
[after swerving while driving]
Amy Fox What are you doing?
David Fox It was a goddamn raccoon in the middle of the road!
Amy Fox Well, better to kill us than get a little roadkill on the car, huh?
David Fox Well, we're still alive. I can tell by the pissy look that you're giving me.