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About
Wayne Gretzky is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history - who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine. Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real.
Theatrical
Feb 27, 2013
Cast
Full credits →J
Julie Gonzalo
Chris Keller / Mary Lipinsky
A
Adam Johnson
Wayne Gretzky
G
Gary Cole
Arthur Levine
M
Maclain Nelson
Fred Green
M
Matt Mattson
Tom Slansky
B
Bart Johnson
Ted
A
Alexis Knapp
Samantha
C
Clare Niederpruem
Janet
J
Jake Van Wagoner
Jared
R
Renny Grames
Mel
J
Jason Celaya
Gregor
L
Leanna Pareja
Carly
S
Saad Al-Enezi
Joe
H
Hailey Smith
Lisa
K
Kynan Griffin
Grave Digger
G
Gavin Bentley
Kevin
C
Chantel Flanders
Lorainne
B
Brad Johnson
Peter
R
Rocky Myers
Jerry
S
Shannon Engemann
Nurse Lady
