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Silas Green's Invitation to Connect
Silas Green
Call me, baby, call Silas.
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Caution Against Reckless Betting
Julius Jones
Ohh, betting on the the ]... when will you learn?
[[w:Knicks|Knicks]
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Anatomy Lesson in Vampire Context
Maximillian
Let me give you an anatomy lesson. This is my stomach. This is my heart. Stomach. Heart. Stomach. Heart.
[after being staked in gut; points; points]
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Introduction of Julius Jones in Brooklyn
Julius Jones
Welcome to the party, Unc. Now let's get this show on the road...There's a new Vampire in Brooklyn, and his name is Julius Jones!
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A Warning About a Dangerous Encounter
Policeman with Dog
You people are ought to stay back! Killer here loves to bite!
Maximillian
So do I!
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The Journey of the Last Vampire
Maximillian
A long, long time ago, ], the undead, the race of the Vampire were driven from ]. Most fled to the ] of ], but others of better taste, including myself, travelled south through ] and over the ], to a beautiful island hidden deep in the ]. There we lived for happy centuries, feasting on the blood of unwary travellers. Until discovered by the hunters once again. Then the blood that spilled was our own. I, alone, escaped. But a Vampire-alone is a Vampire doomed. My chance was to find the one known offspring of our tribe that had been born in a foreign land. A woman, somewhere in this place, called ]...
[Opening Voiceover; [w:Nosferatu|Nosferatu; [w:Egypt|Egypt; [w:Carpathian Mountains|Carpathian Mountains; [w:Transylvania|Transylvania; [w:Africa|Africa; [w:Atlantic|Atlantic; [w:Bermuda Triangle|Bermuda Triangle; [w:Brooklyn|Brooklyn]
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A Conversation About Italian Food and Choices
Maximillian
Do you like Italian? I make an excellent fusilli.
Rita
Actually, that's my favorite, but I really think I ought to take a rain check.
Maximillian
Oh, there's someone else.
Rita
Not anymore.
Maximillian
Well, if there's no one else, then I would love to have you... for dinner.
Rita
Look here. I'm a cop.
Maximillian
Ah. The police?
Rita
Mmm-hmm, the law. Which means, if you try anything funny, I'll shoot you.
Maximillian
Do I look like I would bite you?
[feigning innocence]
Rita
You better not, not after the day I've had.
[chuckles]
Maximillian
Can I send my car to pick you up in a half-hour?
Rita
Oooh, a car. Let's make it an hour.
[impressed]
Maximillian
I'll see you then.
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Maximillian Reflects on Painful Experiences
Maximillian
Interesting. I've been stabbed, and I've been hanged, and I've been burned. Even broken on the rack once, but I've never been shot before. It kind of itches a little. You have quite decent aim, though. But next time... put a little HEART INTO IT!
[rips out Tony's beating heart as Anthony and Julius watche in sheer horror; growls]
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Faith is essential in difficult times
Dr. Zeko
Keep your faith, Detective. If I know one thing, its this, you'll need it!
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The Nature of Voluntary Desire
Julius Jones
Hey, Max, let me ask you something. Why didn't you just bite this bitch when you had a chance?
Maximillian
It doesn't work that way. She has to give herself to me voluntarily.
Julius Jones
Hey, this is Brooklyn, baby. Don't nobody give up shit unless you got some cold cash or a hot slug for their ass.
[laughs]
Maximillian
In this case, I know a lot more about her than she knows about herself. One dance with me, one dance, and she'll be mine
Julius Jones
Oh, see now, yeah, yeah. Now you're talking, player. Now you're talking. Take her dancing. I bet you dance that ol wild Hammer shit.
Julius Jones
So I'm gonna put on some music and I want you to show me what you're gonna do when you get in there, you wild vampire self. Show me that old Hammer shit you gonna do.
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Embracing the Duality of Good and Evil
Maximillian
Evil is good, and ass is good, and if you find you a piece of evil ass, WOO!
[As Preacher Pauley]
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A Confusing Encounter with a Mysterious Creature
Det. Justice
So you say you saw... what?
Silas Green
It was a wolf godammit! A big, black, stinking-ass wolf. The motherfucker jumped off the boat and ran over there. And when it got there the son of a bitch turned into a man. He did the flippflopp shit on me... Just like whore I used to know in Detroit back in 62. I'd go over her house on saturday night... she loved me, man. Bitch made me chicken and some pretzels! I'd come through the door, she's a man! Flippfloppin and shit. You ever seen a motherfucker flippflopp on you and shit like that? In your face trying to flippflopp and shit!
Det. Justice
So the wolf you saw looked something like that?
Silas Green
The wolf? Hell no! That's a chihuahua compared to the motherfucker come at me! Ya ever seen a wolf, man?
Det. Justice
Yes?
Silas Green
To the 25th power!
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Different Perspectives on Love and Relationships
Julius Jones
Hey, man, my pops always said the quickest way to a woman's heart - the church.
Maximillian
It's actually through the ribcage, but that's a bit messy.
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Blindness and Denial in Unseen Encounters
Julius Jones
Hey, yo, man I don't know how you know me, but, uh, everything is everything. I ain't seen nothin', okay? So you can go ahead and just jump right back through the window, man. I won't tell anybody I saw you, cause I ain't really seen you! You know I'm blind! I got, like cataracts, I mean, um, contacts. I got astigmatism, man. I can't see; I'm blind. Where you at? Where you at? See, look. Where you at? Huh? Where you at?
[cornered by Maximillian]
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Questioning Control and Navigation
Silas Green
Who's driving this vessel? Stevie fucking Wonder?
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Desperate Pleas Amidst Conflicting Conversations
Maximillian
Rita, my sweet, you must feed, or you're going to die.
Rita
I want to die.
[defiant]
Maximillian
I won't let you. I'll find someone for you.
Silas Green
Hey, hey, Hey! The Knicks won! Julius, goddamn it, you owe me $50. Good God, he's a bad motherfucker. Julius! Where's my $50, Julius... You ain't Julius. You that cop's girl. What wrong, baby? You look sick. Had too much pork today, huh? Bad pig's feet, ate the bay leaf? Want some cod-liver oil, baby? Tell me what you need.
[enters the apartment looking for Julius; he then notices the new decor created by Max's casting spells; notices Rita, weak and hungry, resting]
Maximillian
What she needs is some fresh blood.
[sneaks up behind Silas]
Silas Green
Blood? Blood? I'll go to the Red Cross, get all you need.
Maximillian
Shut up!
Silas Green
Ow! Hey, brother, what the idea?
Maximillian
The idea is dinner.
Silas Green
Dinner? I don't see no dinner. What are we having?
Maximillian
You!
Silas Green
ME? Don't do it, baby!
Maximillian
Do it, Rita. You don't have to resist. Do it!
Silas Green
Don't do it, baby. I got old, tired Grandpa blood! I got high blood pressure, baby! High as the MOTHERFUCKIN MOON! You suck my blood. I've gotta take three pills a DAY!
Det. Justice
Rita! NO!
[yells]
Silas Green
Police! Police!
[relieved]
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