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A Lighthearted Exchange About a Wishing Star
Yakko
Oh, ri-i-ight! The secrets about the wishing star - right! Yeah. You see, the key to the whole thing is...Uh, you got a little something in your nose.
King Salazar
Huh? Where?
Yakko
Right there.
King Salazar
Did I get it?
[sniffs]
Yakko
Yeah - noooo, no, still there.
King Salazar
How about now?
[sniffs again]
Yakko
Now it's over there. Ooh.
King Salazar
How about now?
[wipes]
Yakko
No. Ugh.
Dot and Wakko
Ewww! Get it! Get it! Get it!
Yakko
Please! Could you go to the bathroom and take care of it? Oof. I mean, whoops!
[gags]
King Salazar
Oh, all right!
[goes into the bathroom]
Warners
We're in charge! We're in charge!
[singing and dancing]
King Salazar
You horrible children! Who taught you how to behave?!
[kicks the bathroom door down in anger]
Wakko
No one, sir.
[sadly]
Dot
You see - cough! Cough! We're orphans.
[puts on Bambi eyes]
King Salazar
Yes, well, everyone has problems.
[walks off]
Yakko
You know, we'd SO like to be adopted.
[Bambi eyes]
Wakko
Will you be our new daddy?
King Salazar
Certainly not!
Dot
Buy me a toy, daddy! Buy me a toy, buy me a toy, buy me a toy!
[jumps on him]
Wakko
Oh, please Dad! Do!
King Salazar
I'm not your father!
Yakko
That's not what Mommy said.
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Mice and Horses: A Call for Harmony
Brain
Pinky, I knew I'd find you out here wasting time with this horse.
Pinky
But Phar Fignewton and I have pledged out hearts to each other!
Brain
Pinky, that is a horse. You are a mouse.
Pinky
Oh, Brain, don't be so intolerant. Why can't the horses and the mice live together in harmony? Along with the fairies and the wood sprites and the bean sprouts?
Brain
I stand corrected, Pinky. That is a horse, you are an imbecile.
Pinky
Thank you.
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A Misunderstanding on the Way to Wishes
Brain
With the wind at our backs, all we have to do is maintain this velocity, and we'll be the first to reach the wishing star! Do you know what that means Pinky?
Pinky
What does what mean?
Brain
Just skip it.
Pinky
Skip what?
Brain
Grrrrr! Just stop!
Pinky
Kay.
[stops pedaling]
Brain
AAAAAHHHH!!!! NO! Keep pedaling! Keep pedaling, Pinky! Huh, huh...You almost killed us, Pinky! What were you thinking?!
[Pinky pedals again]
Pinky
But you said stop! You really did Brain, you said stop.
Brain
Ignore what I say!
Pinky
Really?
Brain
Yes, just keep pedaling!
Pinky
Kay.
[stops pedaling again]
Brain
NOOOOOO!!! What are you doing?!
Pinky
Ignoring what you say.
Brain
Not about that!
Pinky
Not about what?
Brain
JUST KEEP PEDALING!
Pinky
Sometimes you are so confused, Brain. Narf!
[starts pedaling again; Brain whacks him offscreen; laughs]
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A Call for Help in the Cold
Yakko
Hey! What do you want from us? We're freezing here.
[first lines; to the viewers]
Voice
Rosebud.
[whispers]
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DaVinci's Role in a Wishing Adventure
Pinky
But Brain, how ever will we get to the wishing star first?
Brain
Simple, Pinky. With the help of the great Leonardo DaVinci.
Pinky
He is going to give us a ride there in his pant cuffs?
Brain
No Pinky. DaVinci is dead.
Pinky
Oh, how sad. When's the funeral?
Brain
He died a long time ago.
Pinky
And I forgot to send flowers? Stupid! Stupid! STUPID!
Brain
No, Pinky, allow me. STUPID!
[whacks him with his pencil]
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A Garden's Magical Surprise
Yakko
Okay. Once upon a time, a brave knight married a beautiful princess, and they had two sons.
Dot
But they wanted a daughter, too.
Yakko
Right. So, they planted a garden all over the kingdom, and on the first day of spring, every flower in that garden bloomed. And out of the prettiest flower came...
Dot
Me!
Yakko
Yep! And so, the knight and his bride, Mom and Dad, took you home. And every night at bedtime, they'd come in and say... "Who's the cutest girl?" And you'd say...
[Dot snuggles closer as he hugs her and smiles. Wakko is standing in her bedroom's doorway looking at her in worry of her health, but they don't notice. Yakko continues with the story as Wakko closes the curtains and looks away sadly; rubs noses with Dot]
Dot
I am!
Yakko
And they'd asked... "How did you ever get so cute?" And you'd say...
[rubs noses]
Dot
I was born that way!
Yakko
And they'd say... "Tell us your name, young lady!" And you'd say...
[pokes her nose]
Dot
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bo Besca III, but you can call me Dot!
Yakko
And they'd say, "Can we call you Dottie?" And you'd say...
Dot
No. Just Dot. Call me Dottie, and you die!
Yakko
And Mom and Dad would laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and they'd tickle you... ...and you'd laugh, too!
[tickles her, making her giggle]
Yakko
And you'd fall asleep with a great, big smile in your heart.
[gets off her bed and covers her up as she lies down to sleep]
Dot
I like that story.
[coughs, falling asleep]
Yakko
G'night, sis.
[strokes her head gently and whispers]
Wakko
How is she?
Yakko
I dunno. I don't think her acting lessons are getting paid.
Wakko
No, I meant her health.
[looks at the camera]
Yakko
Who knows?
[closes the curtains]
Wakko
If only I'd earned more...
Yakko
Hey, we'll find some other way to pay for her operation.
Wakko
I guess.
[goes back to play music with his makeshift harp out of the ruined mattress]
Yakko
You turning in?
Wakko
To what?
Yakko
Good question. See you in the morning.
[tilts his head]
Wakko
Good night.
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