WALL·E (2008) - Quotes

Axiom Shoppers Encouraged to Try New Color

COM: Attention, Axiom shoppers. Try blue. It's the new red.

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Alphabet Lessons from NAN-E in WALL·E

NAN-E: [teaching some infants the alphabet] A" is for Axiom, your home sweet home. "B" is for Buy N Large, your very best friend.

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Consumerism and Happiness in a Dystopian Future

COM: Buy N Large. Everything you need to be happy. Your day is very important to us.

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Curiosity and Discovery in a New Directive

EVE: [repeats "Directive" in multiple languages until she speaks English; WALL-E is at first confused] Directive? Directive?

WALL-E: [understands her question and demonstrates his trash-compacting function] Ta-da!

EVE: Ooh.

WALL-E: Dirrrrrrrrective?

EVE: [WALL-E nods; turns away] Directive? Classified.

WALL-E: Oh.

EVE: [scans him] Name?

WALL-E: WALL-E.

EVE: [giggles] WALL-E. WALL-E. EVE.

WALL-E: [attempting to pronounce it] Eeee...?

EVE: EVE.

WALL-E: Eeeee...Ahhh.

EVE: EVE"! "EVE"!

WALL-E: [EVE giggles] Eee...VA. EVE.

EVE: EVE.

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BNL's Promotional Space Travel Advertisement

Commercial Voice: Too much garbage in your face? There's plenty of space out in space! BNL Starliners leaving each day. We'll clean up the mess while you're away. The jewel of BNL fleet-- the Axiom. Spend your five-year cruise in style, waited on 24 hours a day by our fully automated crew. While your captain and autopilot chart a course for non-stop entertainment, fine dining, and with our all-access hover-chairs, even Grandma can join the fun! There's no need to walk. The Axiom. Putting the star in executive starliner.

Shelby Forthright: Because at BNL, space is the final fun-tier!

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Captain McCrea's Excitement About Farming

Captain B. McCrea: [last lines; laughs] This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants! Vegetable plants, pizza plants! Oh, it's good to be home!

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Captain McCrea Dismisses AUTO from Duty

Captain B. McCrea: [switches to "MANUEL"] AUTO, you are relieved of duty!

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Captain Addresses Passengers Amid Autopilot Malfunction

Captain B. McCrea: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking! We're having a slight malfunction with the Autopilot! Please remain calm!

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Challenge Accepted

Captain B. McCrea: Is that all you got?!

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Determined Pursuit of a Unique Individual

Captain B. McCrea: You're not getting away from me, one-eye!

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Questioning Physical Capability

Captain B. McCrea: Too heavy for you?! Huh?!

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Captain McCrea Challenges Blinky for the Plant

Captain B. McCrea: That's right. The plant. You want it? Come and get it, Blinky.

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Captain's Urgent Request for Plant Delivery

Captain B. McCrea: Hey, this is the Captain. I am locked in my room. EVE, WALL-E, bring the plant to the Lido Deck. I'll have activated the Holo-Detector. Now, hurry! AUTO's probably gonna cut me off!

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Captain McCrea's Communication Check

Captain B. McCrea: Testing. Testing. Is this thing on?

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Assertion of Power in the Face of Adversity

Captain B. McCrea: We'll see who's powerless now.

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Captain McCrea's Call for Mutiny

Captain B. McCrea: AUTO! AUTO! Mutiny. Mutiny. Stupid wheel!

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Captain McCrea's Declaration of Mutiny

Captain B. McCrea: NO! Mutiny! Mutiny!

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Captain McCrea's Directive to EVE

Captain B. McCrea: EVE, you are to put this plant straight in the Holo-Detector. NO!

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Captain's Call for Arrest in Mutiny

Captain B. McCrea: This is mutiny! EVE, arrest him!

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Captain McCrea Declares Return to Earth

Captain B. McCrea: I'm the captain of the Axiom. We are going home today.

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Desire for a meaningful life

Captain B. McCrea: I don't want to survive! I wanna live!

Captain McCrea's Call to Action

Captain B. McCrea: What?! It's completely relevant! Out there is our home! Home, AUTO! And it's in trouble! I can't just sit out here and do nothing! That's all I've ever done! That's all anyone on this blasted ship has ever done! Nothing!

Realization of Time's Passage and Change

Captain B. McCrea: That's... That's nearly 700 years ago! AUTO, things have changed! We've gotta go back!

Inquiry About Axiom Message Timing

Captain B. McCrea: No. Wait a minute. Computer, when was that message sent out the Axiom?

Captain McCrea Issues an Order to AUTO

Captain B. McCrea: Tell me, AUTO! That's an order!

Captain's Displeasure with Classified Information

Captain B. McCrea: What do you mean, "classified"? You don't keep a secret from the Captain.

Captain McCrea Asserts Control Over AUTO

Captain B. McCrea: AUTO, get out of my way.

Activating Holo-Detector for Discovery of Plant

Captain B. McCrea: AUTO, EVE found the plant. Fire up the Holo-Detector.

Returning to Our Origins

Captain B. McCrea: We have to go back.

Hope for a New Beginning

Captain B. McCrea: We can go back home! For the first time!

Celebrating 700 Years of Aboard the Axiom

Captain B. McCrea: Well, good morning, everybody, and welcome to Day 255,642 aboard the Axiom. As always, the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny, and, uh... Oh, I see the ship's log is showing that today is the 700th anniversary of our five year cruise. Well, I'm sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later we'd be... doing the exact same thing they were doing. So, be sure next mealtime to ask for your free "septuacentennial cupcake in a cup." Wow, look at that!