Wanderlust Quotes

George What happened?

Rodney I took our car over to town, came back around the back road and boom -- cut to: in the pond.

George What exactly happened?

Rodney I took our car to town, came back, boom, cut to: in the pond.

George No don't cut to in the pond, don't cut!

Rodney I'm with you man.

Marcy It just doesn't fit the HBO brand. We do violence and heartache but it's sexy. Do you understand?

Linda Of course, what was I thinking? I mean you know what we could do? We could throw in some vampires in there to have sex with the penguins, and then you could have brooding sexy little vampire penguins. Would that work for your brand? What if the polar bears were hookers and on meth and then just show their tits for no reason? How would that work?

Marcy I think you're joking, but if you could do that, that would be very interesting for us.

George All these people live here. This is a commune.

Seth We prefer intentional community. We're not a bunch of hippies sitting around playing guitar.

Linda Oh it's you.

Seth Yes, I'm doing primal gesticulating.

Linda I thought someone was getting ax murdered.

Seth The only thing getting murdered are my anxieties, tensions and fears. Speaking figuratively of course. I'm against violence of any kind.

Carvin Wiggins This is historic. The revolution has begun - all because this courageous woman saw an unjust world and waved her boobies at it.

Linda So what do you do when it rains?

Seth I drink the nourishment that Gaia is feeding me through her cloud teats.

Tagline Leave your baggage behind.

Karen I can't believe you're going to sit here and puke your lies all over us.

Linda What?

Karen If I wanted my face covered in lies, I would still be in porn, right?

Karen If I wanted my face covered in lies, I'd still be in porn.

Seth If you want to pick a fight with your sexual chi, it's just going to drive it inwards - and that invites disease, and death.

George Man, not a fan of death.

Almond People treat sex like it's this huge deal with crazy life consequences...

Carvin Wiggins You know, it's amazing: I can remember Janice Wu with perfect clarity, I just can't remember where the deed is. You know why? Because I didn't fuck the deed.

George This was your idea, George. It's a good idea, right? It's a good idea. Monogamy is sexual slavery. She got an exquisite pussy. Well, how bout my exquisite erection? Huh? Eva, what do you think? Do you like my exquisite erection? Do you like my erection selection? What do you think, Eva? Yeah? You gon take it? You gon take that dick? You gon take that dick? I'm gon pop off a piece of my dick! Oh, yeah, I'm fixins to fuck ya. I'm gon fuck ya. I'm gon get it all up in yo vag. Get it up in yo vag with my dick... with my dick! Gonna put it in with my dick! I gon puts my dick in. I GON PUTS MY DICK IN!

Rodney Sup, man. You alright?

George Hey, man. What's up?

Eva I know New York is a great city, but I do not miss that lifestyle at all. I mean it was just stress, and Blackberries, and sleeping pills. I used to drink a triple latte every morning just to wake up.

Linda Well, I see your point, but I kind of value the sleeping pill and the Blackberry and the latte.

Seth You know you can really get trapped in that web of beepers and Zenith televisions and Walkmens and discmens and floppy discs and zip drives, laser discs, answering machines and Nintendo Power Glove...

Linda Wow, you know so much about technology.

Wayne My name's Wayne by the way. I'm a nudist.

George Oh yes, we noticed your penis earlier.

Wayne Touche.

Eva Hey George.

George Hey Eva. I didn't see you there.

Eva You look sad.

George Well...

Eva Everything that's been happening in your life recently, the fact that you're walking on two feet at all, I mean, it's amazing. Seriously, George.

George I've been walking on two feet for most of my adult life.

Eva Oh George, I like you.

George I like you too Eva.

Eva We should make love sometime.

Rick Hey, here he is, my homeless brother. Where's your cardboard box? And Linda, my god, ah - your body is ridonculous. Purrr.

Marissa Rick I think you're making everybody uncomfortable.

Rick Oh, everybody knows what I mean.

Kathy A lot of magical things have happened since you walked through those doors.

Karen Amen.

Kathy My menstrual cycle started back up again. And I don't even have a uterus. I mean I have it... it's in a jar. It's actually in the room that you're staying in.

George Gergenblatt Can somebody go a day in this place without a dick in their face?