Wild West Outlaws: Trouble and Trigger Men
Taglines:
They're Wild West Outlaws of Trouble and Trigger Men!
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Laurel and Hardy's Western Adventure Awaits
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Laurel and Hardy Are Going Way Out West! And Boy, Is the East Glad!
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A Hat Eating Challenge is Proposed
Stan:
Your hat's dry.
Ollie:
Oh that reminds me, you made a statement this afternoon.
Stan:
Did I?
Ollie:
Mmm-hmmm. You said if we didn't get the deed, you'd eat my hat.
Stan:
Oh, now you're taking me literally.
Ollie:
Nevertheless, I'm going to teach you not to make rash promises.
Ollie:
Eat the hat.
Stan:
Oh that's silly. Whoever heard of anybody eating a hat?
Ollie:
Whoever heard of anybody doing that.
Ollie:
Eat the hat!
Stan: [Gives it back]
I won't do it.
Ollie: [Slams it back in his lap]
If you don't eat that hat, I'll tie you to a tree and let the buzzards get you!
Stan:
Would you really do that?
Ollie:
I certainly would. Eat it.
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Confusion Over Identity in Way Out West
Ollie: [Stan and Ollie stop walking, Ollie does a double take]
Did you hear what she said her name was?
Stan:
Sure, Mary Roberts.
Ollie:
How can she be Mary Roberts when we've just given the deed to Mary Roberts?
Stan: [crushes a cigar butt with his shoe]
I don't know.
Ollie:
I smell a rat.
Stan: [discovers his shoe is smoking from the cigar butt, dunks his feet into the janitor's water pail]
I smell something too.
Ollie:
Come on.
Ollie:
Pardon me, did you ever have a father by the name of Cy Roberts?
Mary Roberts:
Why, yes. He left me here with these people years ago when he went prospecting.
Ollie:
Well, who's that woman upstairs?
Mary Roberts:
That's Lola Marcel, Mr. Finn's wife. She's my legal guardian now.
Stan:
Can I speak to you for a minute?
Ollie:
Pardon us.
Stan:
Yeah, we'll be right back.
Stan:
You know what?
Ollie:
What?
Stan:
I think we've given that deed to the wrong woman. That's the first mistake we've made since that guy sold us the Brooklyn Bridge.
Ollie:
Oh, buying that bridge was no mistake. That's gonna be worth a lot of money to us someday.
Stan:
Well, maybe you're right. We'd better go and get the deed.
Ollie:
Say, maybe they won't give it back to us.
Stan:
What do you mean, they won't give it back to us? We'll get that deed, or I'll eat your hat.
Ollie:
That's what I call determination.
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Planning a Scheme in Way Out West
Mickey Finn:
And I'll take care of those two bozos and get them out of town.
Lola Marcel: [Stan enters and overhears Lola talking to Mickey]
Don't worry, leave everything to me. I've done pretty good up to now, haven't I?
Stan:
You certainly have, I wish you were in my shoes.
Mickey Finn:
Eh-hrm, oh how about a drink on the house?
Oliver:
That suits me fine.
Stan:
How'd you get dressed so quick?
Oliver:
None of your business.
Oliver:
Goodbye Miss Roberts, and thanks for the use of your boudoir.
Lola Marcel:
You're very welcome.
Stan:
Goodbye. Now that you've got the mine, I bet you'll be a swell gold-digger.
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A Conversation About Lola's Father
Lola Marcell:
Oh, tell me about my dear, dear Daddy! Is it true that he's dead?
Stan:
Well, we hope he is. They buried him.
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Opportunity Knocks in Unexpected Places
Mickey Finn: [enters room]
Lola, Lola, we've got a fortune right in the palm of our hand!
Lola Marcel:
What do you mean?
Mickey Finn:
There's a couple of desert rats downstairs looking for Mary Roberts.
Lola Marcel:
What about it?
Mickey Finn:
They've got a deed to a very valuable gold mine left to her by her father, and they're here to deliver it to her in person.
Lola Marcel:
Well, ain't that just grand!
Mickey Finn:
It would be... if you were Mary Roberts.
Lola Marcel:
I gotcha, but I'd never get away with it.
Mickey Finn:
Sure you would; they've never seen Mary Roberts.
Lola Marcel:
Then it's a cinch!
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Secrets of a Gold Mine Revealed
Mickey Finn:
I'm Mary's legal guardian. What do you want to see her for?
Ollie: [smiling and shutting his eyes in his famous charming disarming way]
Well, sir, we aren't supposed to talk about that to anyone else.
Stan:
Yeah, you see, it's PRIVATE. Her father died and left her a gold mine, and we're not supposed tell it to anyone but her, right Ollie?
Ollie: [glaring at Stan]
Now that he's taken you into our CONFIDENCE...You might as well know the rest!
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A Question of Ideas and Acceptance
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The Uniqueness of Creating Something Valuable
Stan:
Any bird can build a nest, but it isn't anyone that can lay an egg.
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