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Access to Complimentary Weetabix Confirmed
Almut
My staff are desperate to know if you get free Weetabix.
Tobias
Well... I can confirm to you that on occasion I do have access to complementary Weetabix, yeah.
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The Fear of Falling in Love
Almut
What's the rush?
Tobias
Because I'm worried that's there's a very distinct and real possibility that I am about to fall in love with you.
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Chocolate orange declared dead at the scene
Almut
The chocolate orange was pronounced dead at the scene.
[after running Tobias over]
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Questioning the Need to Leave
Tobias
I probably ought to get going...
Almut
Why? Who says?
Tobias
I don't know. You're right, I don't know why I said that.
Almut
I mean, unless you have shit to do, then...
Tobias
I have nothing. But if you, I mean have shit to do then you know...
Almut
I have nothing.
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Consideration of Intimacy Before Treatment
Almut
So... I was thinking... maybe, um, we... should have some sex... before my treatment begins.
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Expectations in Intimate Situations
Almut
I don't think I've ever had the pleasure of sleeping with an invalid before.
Tobias
I suppose I'm a bit, um, out of practice. I'm also just suddenly aware I... I don't, I don't have any kind of prophylactic on me.
Almut
Such low expectations.
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An Unexpected Encounter and Apology
Tobias
So sorry, but do we know each other?
Almut
Oh. Yeah... No. Um... sorry... I... I, I ran you over.
Tobias
Oh.
Almut
Sorry.
Tobias
It's all right.
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