Woody Allen Refuses to Summarize Story
Interviewer:
Woody, because the story is a little bit difficult to follow, would you give the audience and myself a brief rundown on what's going on so far?
Woody Allen:
No.
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Anticipation and Humor in a Late Arrival
Suki Yaki:
I'm such a great piece!
Teri Yaki:
I wish Phil would get here. It's getting awfully late.
Suki Yaki: [Running to answer a knock at the door]
It's Phil, bringing the promise of joy and fulfillment in its most primitive form!
Teri Yaki:
I hope he brought the vibrator.
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Misunderstanding about a person's living situation
High Macha Of Rashpur: [displaying a printed floor plan]
This is Shepherd Wong's home.
Phil Moscowitz:
He lives in that piece of paper?
High Macha Of Rashpur:
No, you idiot. He's got a regular house!
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Imaginary Nations and Their Waiting Lists
High Macha Of Rashpur:
Good afternoon. I am the Grand Exalted High Macha of Raspur, a non-existent but real-sounding country.
Phil Moscowitz:
Uh-huh.
High Macha Of Rashpur:
Yes. We're on a waiting list. As soon as there's an opening on the map, we're next.
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Mustache Threats and Misunderstandings
Wing Fat:
Don't tell me what I can do, or I'll have my mustache eat your beard.
Shepard Wong:
I didn't order any fumigation! It's Wing Fool, you fat! I mean... it's Wing Fat, you fool!
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Humor in Describing Disturbing Traits
Phil Moscowitz:
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
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Eclectic Animal References in a Quirky Outburst
Phil Moscowitz:
Saracen pig! Spartan dog! Take this! And this! Roman cow! Russian snake! Spanish fly! Anglo-Saxon Hun!
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