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Excitement Over New Romance in Rome
Joan
His name's Umberto. Umberto! How sexy is that? We met on a flight to Italy two weeks ago, and now we're getting married. In Rome!
Beth
Wow. That... Joan. Wow.
Joan
He's the one, Beth. I know it, I can't wait until you meet him.
Beth
And when I do, I will have known him for... almost as long as you have.
Joan
You know what? You're not exactly a role model when it comes to relationships.
Beth
Okay, maybe not. But that is because I have a relationship with my job. I love my job. And when I find a guy that I like more than my job, that's how I'll know he's the one.
Joan
Okay, so basically what you need is a male version of yourself.
Beth
Well, he doesn't have to be blonde.
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Misunderstandings About Love and Poker Chips
Nick
I have a question... why do you keep giving me back my poker chips?
Beth
Because you deserve to have it back. You threw them into the fountain and wished for love, and I don't want to keep it anymore!
Nick
No I didn't.
[''looking confused'']
Beth
You didn't?
Nick
No!
Beth
Then who did?
Nick
I have no idea.
Beth
Then this... is all real?
Nick
This real enough for you?
Priest
Ay, Dios Mio! Free from temptation! Graci!
[falling to his knees at the edge of the plaza]
Beth
Didn't you say, at Umberto's bachelor party...
[watching in amazement as the Priest dashes off]
Nick
...the padre cleaned me out at the poker table. Yeah.
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Embracing Risk in Love and Relationships
Beth
Dad. When you married Mom, did you ever think that you wouldn't make it?
Beth's Dad
Elizabeth Ann. Honey, you cannot learn from my mistakes. You're going to have to go out there and make your own. Now, you could get your heart broken or you could have the greatest love affair the world has ever known, but you're not going to know unless you try.
Beth
But what if there was a guarantee that you'd never get hurt?
Beth's Dad
Baby... the passion is in the risk. It's like I always say, If you're going to be a bear...
Beth
...be a grizzly.
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Wishing for the Impossible
Taglines
Did you ever wish for the impossible?
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Love and Fairness in Rome
Taglines
All is fair in love and Rome.
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Unexpected Surprises in Life
Nick Beamon
I didn't see that coming.
[''repeated line'']
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Expectations and Reality in Relationships
Beth
It's like, I meet a guy, and I think it's great, and anyone else would just be thinking about how much greater it's going to get. And I'm constantly waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Nick
You know, lightning does strike once in a while, Beth. Trust me, I know.
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Perspectives on Love and Relationships
Puck
Six beers enter. No beers leave!
Beth's Dad
You could get your heart broken or... you could have the greatest love affair the world has ever known. But you're never gonna know unless you try.
Al Russo
The whole point of love is to put someone else's needs above your own.
Gale
This is crazy. I don't know whether to look at my own reflection or to look at you. That's how beautiful you are!
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Miscommunication Between Characters in a Cab
Beth
I don't know what you're saying. What's he saying?
[to Antonio, who's rambling incoherently; Beth turns to the Cab driver]
Cab Driver
I don't know. I don't speak idiot.
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