18 quotes
Character's Affection for a Song
Latrell Spencer
How did you know? I love this song!
[after A Thousand Miles begins to play]
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Reluctance to Date a Stereotypical Character
Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland
I don't see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer.
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Language Lessons in a Comedic Context
Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland
Teach him how to say, "Yo quiero Taco Bell". Kay?
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Oysters as an Aphrodisiac Fact
Latrell Spencer
Did you know oysters are an aphrodisiac?
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Self-Image Reflection in White Chicks
Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland
Now I look like frickin ].
[[Shrek]
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Unexpected Phrase in White Chicks Dialogue
Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland
I got the buckwheat.
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Expressing Frustration and Anger
Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland
I am so ... frickin pissed.
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Preference for resilience over vulnerability
Latrell Spencer
Easy white chocolate, I wouldn't want you to melt.
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Preference for White Meat
Latrell Spencer
White meat only.
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Character's Disdain for Another Individual
Latrell Spencer
Someone get this jiggaboo away from me.
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Recognizing Future Love in the Moment
Latrell Spencer
She don't know it yet... oh, but that's wifey right there.
[Marcus/Tiffany sprays him with mace]
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Cultural Stereotypes and Relationships in Humor
Latrell Spencer
Once you go black, you're gonna need a wheelchair.
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Appreciation for a Chocolate Man
Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland
What a beautiful chocolate man.
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Humorous Remark on Mother's Appearance
Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland
Oh yeah? Well, your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America"!
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A Request for Physical Affection
Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland
Squeeze me?
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Comment on Physical Features
Latrell Spencer
Tongue's kinda big.
[while eating oysters]
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A Request for a Pet's Care
Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland
Hold my poodle.
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Farewell with a humorous twist
Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland
Yeah, hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. Okay, bye.
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