The Passage of Time in Love
Joan:
10 years gone with the wind. Heads I hit Malibu Beach before Christmas.
Charles:
What's 10 years when you're in love?
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The Concept of Reruns in Conversation
Mike:
Goddamn, I knew he'd come by. I knew you'd come by. I just knew it. I saw this whole place on television. On this TV, I've got in my head.
Paul:
Reruns, right?
Mike:
That's right, Paul. Reruns.
Paul:
Reruns.
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Unexpected Family Humor in a Distressing Situation
Danielle:
Dad exploded the bed.
Joan:
Danielle, are you okay?
Danielle:
Dad's wearing a bunch of hotdogs.
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Hidden Items and Household Secrets
Joan:
Paul, I, er, I found something in the bathroom.
Paul:
Oh yeah, what?
Joan:
Behing the tub in there?
Paul:
Oh, that. Yeah, I was going to talk to you about that. Um, I hid it in there. You know, I didn't want Danielle getting into a lot of chemicals and stuff. You can't hide anything in this house, can you?
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The Unchangeable Nature of Time
Mike DeSantos:
Because you can't change a channel, man. Future or past.
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Life's Sudden and Unexpected Changes
Joan White:
It's like a fucking car accident. One minute you're cruising along. Next minute, you've got no legs.
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Marital Issues Discussed by Joan White
Joan White:
Ah, Caryanne? Er, listen. I've got a marital problem.
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