Ride Hard or Stay Home
Taglines:
Ride hard... or stay home!
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Four Friends on a Wild Journey
Taglines:
Four guys. 2000 miles. How wild can it get?
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Journeying Through Uncertainty on the Road
Taglines:
A lot can happen on the road to nowhere.
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Suburban Riders Encounter Road Challenges
Taglines:
Four guys from the suburbs hit the road... and the road hit back.
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Generational Perspectives on Gender Roles
Bobby's Mother-In-Law:
In my days, The ladies stayed at home, not lazy MEN!
Bobby:
In your days, The men had pyramids to build. HOW OLD IS THAT!?!?
Bobby's Mother-In-Law: [shocked]
HOLY.
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Consequences of Misusing Firearms
Charley:
Needless to say, we don't carry firearms anymore. Sometimes you pull them out and think they're not loaded, and...
Bobby:
You blow your deputy's ear off.
Charley:
Yeah.
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Chili Preferences and Flirting in Wild Hogs
Maggie:
That's too bad. I wanted you to try to kill my chili. It's pretty hot.
Dudley:
No, I'll try it. I like your kind of hot. Chili, chili hot. Food hot. That's the hot I want to kiss. Eat.
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Parade Plans and Blinker Woes
Dudley:
I'm looking to the parade this year. I got little Tootsie Rolls to throw to the kids.
Woody:
Tootsie Rolls? You cannot even put on your left blinker without wiping out.
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Frustration Over Unfair Labor Compensation
Woody: [a large yard is full of a bunch of leaves]
Well go home, Toby! You make me sick!
Toby:
I can't do this many leaves for $10!
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Online Training for Law Enforcement Humor
Doug:
You're the sheriff, aren't you going out there?
Charley:
Hey, I took my law enforcement course on the internet! For arms training, they just told us to play Doom!
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Uncomfortable Tension Among Friends
Bobby: [after being called out by Jack]
Anyone else getting that pre-rape feeling?
Red: [grinning]
I do.
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Inappropriate Humor and Romantic Interests
Dudley: [upon seeing Maggie]
She is perfect.
Doug:
You like the waitress?
Dudley:
Oh, man. I wanted to say something funny to her, but all I could think of was black jokes.
Bobby:
Like which ones?
Dudley:
I forget.
Bobby:
Why don't you tell the one that ends with you getting your ass whooped.
Dudley:
Would that be funny?
Bobby:
I'll be laughing. Oh, I'll be cracking up.
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Tension Over Money and Threats
Jack:
You're going to pay a disobedience fee of $10,000! Plus another $40,000 to rebuild the bar! And if you want to see your friend alive again, do not call the cops! If you're not here in half an hour to settle this, I'm going to take the fine out on your friend's legs! I'm going to break them with this tire iron!
Dudley:
Don't bring the money! I'm a computer programmer! I don't need my legs!
Jack:
Fine! I'll break his hands!
Dudley:
Oh, damn it. Bring the money!
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