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Questioning Last Night's Conversation
Madmartigan:
Did I really... Did I really say those things, last night, in your tent?
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Ritual Preparation Command
Queen Bavmorda
PREPARE FOR THE RITUAL!
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Queen Bavmorda's Dark Command to the Universe
Queen Bavmorda
Now you will watch me call upon the power of the universe to send that child into the Netherworld! NOW PLACE IT ON THE ALTAR!
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Questioning Power and Capability
Queen Bavmorda
Is that the extent of your power, little one?
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Elora Danan's Destiny and the Choice Ahead
Cherlindrea
Elora Danan must survive. She must fulfill her destiny and bring about the downfall of Queen Bavmorda. Her powers are growing like an evil plague. Unless she is stopped, Bavmorda will control the lives of your village, your children, everyone. All creatures of good heart need your help, Willow. The choice is yours.
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A Battle of Wits and Magic
Willow:
You stupid hag! With my magic, I'll send her into the... into a...
Bavmorda:
You're no sorcerer!
[Bavmorda laughs]
Willow:
Into a realm where evil cannot touch her!
Bavmorda:
Impossible! There's no such place!
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The Essence of Magic and Intuition
High Aldwin
Magic is the bloodstream of the universe. Forget all you know, or think you know. All that you require is your intuition.
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Bavmorda's Condemnation of Betrayal
Queen Bavmorda
Traitor child. I must despise you now.
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A Sorcerer's Plea for a Warrior's Aid
Willow:
We need your help!
Madmartigan:
My help? Why would you need my help? You're a sorcerer.
[sarcastically]
Willow:
You're a great warrior! And a swordsman!... And you're ten times bigger than I am, stupid!
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The Price of Magical Ingredients
Willow:
Ouch! What'd you bite me for?
Fin Raziel:
Three drops of your blood must be put in the potion.
Willow:
Well, you could've warned me!
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Queen Bavmorda's Frustration with Her Power
Queen Bavmorda
Why is it with my powers and the strength of my great army you cannot so much as find one - little - child?
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Complimenting Strength and Size Humorously
Willow
You're a great warrior, and a swordsman. And you're ten times bigger than I am, stupid!
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Humorous Exchange Between Willow and Madmartigan
Willow:
Don't call me a peck!
Madmartigan:
Oh, I'm sorry! Peck! Peck! Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck!
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Authority and Obedience in Leadership
Queen Bavmorda
You will do as I say, child.
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Madmartigan's Farewell to a Princess
Madmartigan
Goodbye, Sticks. If you really are a princess, take care of him.
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The Dangers of Misusing Magical Powers
Franjean
Don't play with that wand! It holds vast powers. Only a real sorcerer can use it, not a stupid peck like you.
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Safety Concerns in High-Speed Situations
Willow:
Madmartigan, you never, ever drive that fast with an infant!
Madmartigan:
I just saved that infant's life!
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Queen Bavmorda's Threat to Her Enemies
Queen Bavmorda
You're a fool. I shall destroy you and the child with you.
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A Family's Love for the Baby Forbidden
Willow
Absolutely, under no condition whatsoever, is anyone in this family to fall in love with that baby!
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Madmartigan's Humor on Blackroot Benefits
Madmartigan
Well my mother raised me on blackroot. It's good for you. It puts hair on your chest, doesn't it, Sticks?
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Madmartigan Offers to Turn the Tide
Madmartigan
Let me out of here, Airk. Give me a sword, I'll win this war for you.
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Desperation in Captivity
Madmartigan
Burglekutt, let me out of here. I'll take care of the baby, I swear. Just let me out of here... Please. Vohnkar, let me borrow that spear just for a minute. Well... Well at least give me some water. Burglekutt, don't leave me alone here with these two! UHH! Well that was really stupid, Peck.
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Madmartigan's Warning About Hair Blocking Vision
Madmartigan
Get your hair out of my face or I'll chop it off.
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Queen Bavmorda's Defiant Insult to Her Opponents
Queen Bavmorda
You dare to challenge me? You're not warriors. You're pigs! Toa thonna mondarr! Nocklith! Vohkbar! YOU'RE ALL PIGS! PIGS! PIGS!
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Queen Bavmorda Addresses General Kael
Queen Bavmorda
General Kael, at last.
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Consulting the Bones Reveals No Answers
High Aldwin
I will consult the bones!! ... The bones tell me... nothing.
[Disperses the bones on the ground, pausing for a moment, then whispering to Willow discreetly]
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Madmartigan's Fearful Exclamation
Madmartigan
Ooh, I'm really scared. No! Don't! There's a- a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!
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Queen Bavmorda's Disappointment with Sorsha
Queen Bavmorda
I didn't ask you to bring me a dead nursemaid. Sorsha, you're useless.
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Conflicted Feelings About Love and Hate
Madmartigan
I love you, Sorsha?!" I don't love her, she kicked me in the face! I hate her! (confused/grabs his head).... don't I?
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Elora Danan's Identity and Future Role
Willow
Her name is not Sticks'. She's Elora Danan, the future Empress of Tir Asleen...and the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest!
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A Warrior's Claim and a Thirsty Request
Willow:
What's that?
Madmartigan:
Smells like a battle.
Willow:
I suppose you're a warrior.
Madmartigan:
I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived. ...Say, um, can I have some of that water?
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