Willow (1988) - Quotes

Questioning Last Night's Conversation

Madmartigan:: Did I really... Did I really say those things, last night, in your tent?

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The Price of Magical Ingredients

Willow:: Ouch! What'd you bite me for?

Fin Raziel:: Three drops of your blood must be put in the potion.

Willow:: Well, you could've warned me!

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A Warrior's Claim and a Thirsty Request

Willow:: What's that?

Madmartigan:: Smells like a battle.

Willow:: I suppose you're a warrior.

Madmartigan:: I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived. ...Say, um, can I have some of that water?

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Safety Concerns in High-Speed Situations

Willow:: Madmartigan, you never, ever drive that fast with an infant!

Madmartigan:: I just saved that infant's life!

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A Sorcerer's Plea for a Warrior's Aid

Willow:: We need your help!

Madmartigan:: [sarcastically] My help? Why would you need my help? You're a sorcerer.

Willow:: You're a great warrior! And a swordsman!... And you're ten times bigger than I am, stupid!

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A Battle of Wits and Magic

Willow:: You stupid hag! With my magic, I'll send her into the... into a...

Bavmorda:: [Bavmorda laughs] You're no sorcerer!

Willow:: Into a realm where evil cannot touch her!

Bavmorda:: Impossible! There's no such place!

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Humorous Exchange Between Willow and Madmartigan

Willow:: Don't call me a peck!

Madmartigan:: Oh, I'm sorry! Peck! Peck! Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck!

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Queen Bavmorda's Threat to Her Enemies

Queen Bavmorda: You're a fool. I shall destroy you and the child with you.

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Queen Bavmorda's Dark Command to the Universe

Queen Bavmorda: Now you will watch me call upon the power of the universe to send that child into the Netherworld! NOW PLACE IT ON THE ALTAR!

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Questioning Power and Capability

Queen Bavmorda: Is that the extent of your power, little one?

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Bavmorda's Condemnation of Betrayal

Queen Bavmorda: Traitor child. I must despise you now.

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Queen Bavmorda's Defiant Insult to Her Opponents

Queen Bavmorda: You dare to challenge me? You're not warriors. You're pigs! Toa thonna mondarr! Nocklith! Vohkbar! YOU'RE ALL PIGS! PIGS! PIGS!

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Ritual Preparation Command

Queen Bavmorda: PREPARE FOR THE RITUAL!

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Queen Bavmorda's Frustration with Her Power

Queen Bavmorda: Why is it with my powers and the strength of my great army you cannot so much as find one - little - child?

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Authority and Obedience in Leadership

Queen Bavmorda: You will do as I say, child.

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Queen Bavmorda Addresses General Kael

Queen Bavmorda: General Kael, at last.

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Queen Bavmorda's Disappointment with Sorsha

Queen Bavmorda: I didn't ask you to bring me a dead nursemaid. Sorsha, you're useless.

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Consulting the Bones Reveals No Answers

High Aldwin: [Disperses the bones on the ground, pausing for a moment, then whispering to Willow discreetly] I will consult the bones!! ... The bones tell me... nothing.

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The Essence of Magic and Intuition

High Aldwin: Magic is the bloodstream of the universe. Forget all you know, or think you know. All that you require is your intuition.

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Elora Danan's Destiny and the Choice Ahead

Cherlindrea: Elora Danan must survive. She must fulfill her destiny and bring about the downfall of Queen Bavmorda. Her powers are growing like an evil plague. Unless she is stopped, Bavmorda will control the lives of your village, your children, everyone. All creatures of good heart need your help, Willow. The choice is yours.

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The Dangers of Misusing Magical Powers

Franjean: Don't play with that wand! It holds vast powers. Only a real sorcerer can use it, not a stupid peck like you.

Conflicted Feelings About Love and Hate

Madmartigan: I love you, Sorsha?!" I don't love her, she kicked me in the face! I hate her! (confused/grabs his head).... don't I?

Madmartigan's Fearful Exclamation

Madmartigan: Ooh, I'm really scared. No! Don't! There's a- a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!

Madmartigan's Warning About Hair Blocking Vision

Madmartigan: Get your hair out of my face or I'll chop it off.

Desperation in Captivity

Madmartigan: Burglekutt, let me out of here. I'll take care of the baby, I swear. Just let me out of here... Please. Vohnkar, let me borrow that spear just for a minute. Well... Well at least give me some water. Burglekutt, don't leave me alone here with these two! UHH! Well that was really stupid, Peck.