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Misunderstanding Between Easter and Spring Cleaning
Roo
Happy Easter, Rabbit!
Rabbit
Easter? EASTER?!
Roo
Sure, you remember Easter, don't you? You know, with jellybeans, Easter baskets, and a great big Easter egg hunt.
Rabbit
Well, uh… Well, Roo. I'm afraid you've been terribly misinformed. Why, this is… This is Spring Cleaning Day. AND YOU'VE ALL RUINED IT! I don't believe it! I told you exactly what to do, and you didn't do any of it!
[takes off the top hat; gulps; now angrily; offscreen; back to him; angrily throws his hat on the floor; violently stomps on the hat, crumbling it]
Roo
But, Rabbit...
Rabbit
Not another word! I want you all out of here at once! Out! Out!
[violently takes down a "Happy Easter" banner]
Pooh
But...
Rabbit
All of you, out! I'll take that.
[furiously shoving the others outside; violently slams his door. Roo pulls out the Easter egg and cuddles with it, only for Rabbit to angrily snatch it away; angrily slams his door again]
Tigger
Huh. Well, that went well. Maybe we should've sung it in a different key.
Piglet
I don't think so, Tigger. I don't think Rabbit wants us to sing anything.
Tigger
Now that you've mentioned it, I'm starting to get the feeling that Rabbit doesn't want to celebrate Easter... ...at all.
[gulps]
Roo
Huh?
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Unexpected Encounter Between Rabbit and Tigger
Rabbit
Tigger! What on Earth are you doing here?
[as Tigger comes to have a talk with him]
Tigger
Eh…
Rabbit
Well?
Tigger
Rabbit, I… I mean, you… When…
Rabbit
What?
Tigger
Roo is really upset about what happened today!
Rabbit
Oh, I see. Roo is upset. Well, what about me? Look at all this mess you've caused on Spring Cleaning Day, no less.
Tigger
I'm not talking about Spring-ity Cleaning Day, I'm talking about…
Rabbit
Don't say it, Tigger, don't say it! Do not say that word in my house.
[shoves a feather duster into his mouth]
Tigger
What word?
[removes the feather duster from his mouth]
Rabbit
I refuse to say it.
Tigger
If you won't tell me what word I'm not supposed to say, then how am I going to know not to say it? Let's see, is it… Carrotses?
Rabbit
No.
Tigger
Rutabagas?
Rabbit
No.
Tigger
Thingama-whatchama-higgety-jigs?
Rabbit
That isn't even a word.
Tigger
Onomatopoeia? And that is a word.
[pulls out a dictionary]
Rabbit
Why would you even want to say that?
Tigger
Why wouldn't you say it? ♪ Onomatopoeia! Onomatopoeia! All I want to be is an Onomatopoeia! ♪
[sings]
Rabbit
Easter! The word is Easter!
Tigger
That was going to be my next guess.
Rabbit
Tigger, would you please just leave?
[sighs]
Tigger
Come on, Rabbit, are we never, ever going to have another Easter-y egg hunt again?
Rabbit
No! Not never, ever! Never again!
Tigger
But you used to love Easter!
[gasps]
Rabbit
Says who?
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Misunderstanding Friendship and Expectations
Rabbit
I don't understand. Roo was so looking forward to...
Narrator
Spring Cleaning Day, was it?
Rabbit
No. Easter. What have I done? Where are all my friends?
[becomes heartbroken and devastated]
Narrator
Friends, you say? You certainly didn't treat them like friends. Don't you remember?
Flashback Rabbit
I'm sorry, but I'm the Easter Bunny, so I make the rules. It isn't fun, it's Easter. I told you exactly what to do, and you didn't do any of it!
Narrator
You see, Rabbit? You never thought about what your friends wanted. All you ever did was think of yourself.
Rabbit
No, I didn't! Did I?
Narrator
It looks as if you got what you wanted. Now you can always have things your way.
Rabbit
No! That's not what I want. Narrator, you said that the pages of the future haven't been written yet. So, does that mean these words can be changed? Please! Tell me I still have time to change! No! No, it's not too late. It can't be. I'll be a good friend. Yes, that's it. I can change. I'll get their special Easter things. I'll give them Easter. I will! It's not too late! NOOOOO!!!!
[sobs; deliberately falls face first on one of the pages and breaks down crying, then composes himself; stands up; runs back to his house; enters his house and runs towards the box; opens the box; gasps in horror when he discovers that the box is empty]
Rabbit
Huh? What? It's morning. I don't understand. Was it all just a bad dream? The box! Oh, please! Let it be a dream. They're here! They're still here! Look at that. Oh! That means there's still time. I can change. I can change. Oh!
[gasps; He opens it up and to his surprise; gasps; laughs with relief]
Narrator
And so, they all hopped off together, on the grandest Easter ever, in the Hundred Acre Wood.
Roo
B.B.F.N.! Bye-bye for now!
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A Boy's Adventures with His Toy Animals
Narrator
This could be the room of any small boy. But it just happened to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. Like any small child, Christopher Robin had toy animals to play with. And together they shared many exciting and unusual adventures. D'oh! Uh...Huh. Uh, where was I? Oh, yes. They shared many exciting and unusual... Huh. What's going on here? Hello? Is anyone there?
[first lines; just as he goes to open a book titled "Winnie the Pooh", it bounces; the book bounces again]
Roo
YAH-HOO!!! Hi, Mr. Narrator.
[flies out of the book, bursting it open; lands in front of the camera, then waves; hops over to an illustrated drawing of Pooh, Piglet, Eeyore and Tigger]
Narrator
Hello, Roo.
[chuckles]
Roo
Are you going to tell ]? ]?
[[The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh|a story about Winnie the Pooh; [Piglet's Big Movie|And Piglet]
Narrator
Well, not exactly. Although I can assure you, they'll be joining us very soon.
Roo
Then ], huh?
[[The Tigger Movie|it must be about my best bouncing buddy, Tigger]
Narrator
Ah, Tigger is right in the thick of things, as always, but this story isn't really about them.
Roo
Oh, then what is it about?
[while dangling on the top of the book by his tail]
Narrator
Actually, the story begins with you.
Roo
Me?! No way!
[falls off from the top of the book]
Narrator
Yes way!
Kanga
Roo, dear, your breakfast is getting cold.
[offscreen]
Roo
That's my mama. I got to go. Oh, see you later!
[leaps into the book]
Narrator
See you in a few pages.
[chuckles]
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Tigger's Decision to Head Home
Tigger
Guess there's nothing left to do but go home then. Come on, Roo-boy. Roo?
[sighs sadly; finds Roo gone]
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