Winnie the Pooh (2011) - Quotes

Cast (In Order of Appearance): [[w:Huell Howser|Huell Howser] ] — The Backson

Cast (In Order of Appearance): [[w:Jim Cummings|Jim Cummings] ] — Tigger

Cast (In Order of Appearance): [[Tom Kenny] ] — Rabbit

Cast (In Order of Appearance): Wyatt Dean Hall — Roo

Cast (In Order of Appearance): [[w:Kristen Anderson-Lopez|Kristen Anderson-Lopez] ] — Kanga

Cast (In Order of Appearance): [[w:Travis Oates|Travis Oates] ] — Piglet

Cast (In Order of Appearance): Jack Boulter — Christopher Robin

Cast (In Order of Appearance): [[w:Bud Luckey|Bud Luckey] ] — Eeyore

Cast (In Order of Appearance): [[w:Jim Cummings|Jim Cummings] ] — Winnie the Pooh

Cast (In Order of Appearance): [[John Cleese] ] — Narrator

Taglines: Back where they belong. In theaters everywhere.

Taglines: An all-new story brought to life on the big screen

The Backson: [enters stomping until he spots the trail of objects; picks up a blackboard with a chalk drawing of himself; falls in pit] Wow! It's amazing what you can find in the woods. A marble! And a boot! And oh, my, that's a scary looking fella. Gosh, maybe these are his things. You know, I better pick em up so they won't get broken. That's the last thing I would want. Whoa, whoa! Oof! Oh, my gosh! Is this a pit? I think I'm in a pit! Hello! Is anybody up there? Oh, well. I sure hope that fella will be back soon.

Christopher Robin: You know, Pooh, you did a very important thing today.

Winnie the Pooh: I did?

Christopher Robin: Well, yes; Instead of thinking of your tummy, you thought of your friend!

Winnie the Pooh: [his tummy rumbles] Oh, thank you, Christopher Robin! And now, I don't think I shall be hungry again for a good long while! Oh, bother...

Christopher Robin: Silly old bear.

Winnie the Pooh: Have you ever had one of those days when you just can't win, Eeyore?

Eeyore: Yup, I know how that feels.

Rabbit: How did you escape from the Backson?

Christopher Robin: [confused] Backson"? What on earth is a Backson?

Kanga: He wakes up babies!

Tigger: He swipes your stripes!

Piglet: He puts out the lights!

Winnie the Pooh: Yes, and... we thought he took you from us.

Christopher Robin: Who gave you the idea I was taken by a Backson?

Winnie the Pooh: Your note.

Narrator: Christopher Robin explained that it all been a misunderstanding. And now that it was Autumn, the school year had begun. His note was simply to say he had gone out and would be "back soon.

All but Owl: [They glance over at Owl dissatisfied] Oh...!

Owl: [Runs away without a word] Ooh, um...

Christopher Robin: Okay...

Piglet: And six! There! Now you can ALL get out!

Winnie the Pooh: How very thoughtful you are, Piglet.

Rabbit: [loses his patience] Good grief! Tie them together, Piglet! Can you tie a knot?

Piglet: I cannot.

Rabbit: Ah, so you CAN knot.

Piglet: No. I cannot knot.

Rabbit: [in disbelief] Not knot?

Winnie the Pooh: Who's there?

Rabbit: Pooh!

Winnie the Pooh: Pooh who?

Rabbit: No! Pooh...eh...Piglet, you'll need more than two knots.

Piglet: Not possible.

Owl: Ah, so it is possible to knot those pieces.

Piglet: Not these pieces!

Winnie the Pooh: Yes. Knot those pieces.

Piglet: Why not?

Eeyore: Because it's all for naught.

Winnie the Pooh: [after seeing his shadow turn into a honey pot] Does anybody see that?

Kanga: See what, honey?

Winnie the Pooh: [tummy rumbles] Honey?! Oh...!

Rabbit: I can't wait to see the honey on that Backson's honey when he falls into our honey! Eh, Owl?

Owl: That cheeky honey will honey twice before honeying our honey again!

Roo: After we honey the honey, can I honey a honey?

Kanga!: Uh-uh-uh. No honey before honey, honey.

Piglet: [turns into a honey pot in hallucination] Honey up, Pooh! We have to honey!

All others: Honey! Ooh, honey! Yes! Honey!

Narrator: As Pooh watched the honey honey away, his honey honey honey honey honey honey honey honey honey honey honey...

Winnie the Pooh: [his stomach growls] Perhaps I could borrow some honey. Just a taste. A small lick, I should think.

Christopher Robin: Silly old bear.

Winnie the Pooh: Good morning, Eeyore. Lovely day, isn't it?

Eeyore: Wish I could say yes, but I can't.

Winnie the Pooh: [tummy continues to rumble] Oh my, Eeyore. You wouldn't happen to have any honey lying about, would you? You see, I seem to have run out. Oh, yes. Good idea, tummy. Perhaps I should look in back. Bother. No honey in here, either. What? Eeyore, what has happened to your tail?

Eeyore: What has happened to it?

Winnie the Pooh: Well... it isn't there.

Eeyore: [sighs] That accounts for a good deal. That explains everything. No wonder.

Owl: Oh! There it is. I'd recognize it anywhere. The very tree where I was hatched. I remember the day Mother made these marks, her giant meaty claw carving furrows in the crumbly bark. Chapter one, the birth of a genius.

Winnie the Pooh: Pardon me, Owl. What are you doing?

Owl: [chuckling] Hmm? Oh, hello, Pooh. Eeyore. Why, I'm penning my personal memoirs. Yes. Now, where was I? Oh, yes, of course. With steely nerve...

Winnie the Pooh: Perhaps you could take a short break from your important work and help us find Eeyore's tail?

Owl: ...and I rocketed towards Eeyore's tail! Eeyore's tail? What's wrong with Eeyore's tail?

Winnie the Pooh: Well, it isn't there.

Owl: Yes. So I see.

Winnie the Pooh: Won't you help us, Owl? You have such a talent for speaking and telling us what to do.

Owl: Oh, thank you, Pooh. Yes, I do, don't I? I didn't think anyone noticed. All right, take this. Write this down carefully. Now, the customary procedure in such cases is as follows…

Winnie the Pooh: Excuse me, Owl, but what does "Crustimoney Proseedcake" mean? For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.

Owl: It means "the thing to do.

Winnie the Pooh: Oh. Well, as long as it means that, I don't mind.

Owl: Yes, well, the thing to do is as follows: First, issue a reward...

Winnie the Pooh: Gesundheit.

Owl: I beg your pardon?

Winnie the Pooh: Well, you sneezed just as you were going to tell me what the first thing to do was.

Owl: I didn't sneeze.

Eeyore: Oh, you did, Owl.

Owl: No, I didn't! You can't sneeze without knowing it!

Winnie the Pooh: Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed.

Owl: [pauses] As I was saying, first: issue a reward...

Winnie the Pooh: [to Eeyore; to Owl] He's doing it again. You must be catching a cold.

Eeyore: [gloomily] I'll probably catch it, too.

Owl: [frustrated] No, no, no! I'm not catching a cold! The word is ISSUE, not AH-CHOO! And ah-choo isn't even a word! It's just some sort of sneezy sound, like Ah-choo!

Winnie the Pooh: Perhaps you should lie down, Owl.

Owl: [facepalms and falls over backwards] Oh!

Eeyore: My throat feels a little scratchy.

Winnie the Pooh: Open wide, please.

Eeyore: Ahh.

Winnie the Pooh: Just as I suspected. Owl, we need honey.

Owl: Enough of this infernal folderol! Look, the thing to do is, we write a notice promising a large something to anyone who finds a replacement tail for Eeyore! Is that clear?

Winnie the Pooh: That sounds like a wonderful plan, Owl.

Owl: Excellent. Now, we shall get Christopher Robin to write out the notices, and we'll put them up all over the forest.

Tigger: [pounces on top of Pooh] Bluga-dee-bloo!

Winnie the Pooh: A simple hello would do, thank you very much.

Tigger: It's a dangerous path I bounce, but I bounce it alone. Because the Hundred Acre Wood needs a hero, Pooh Bear, and I'm the only one.

Tigger: Hey, Piglet, buddy, it's me, Tigger! Do you remember me?!

Tigger: This is how you're going to get the Backson.

Tigger: [singing his song "The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers"] Oh, I'm bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy!Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is that I'm the only oneI'm the only one!Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!