Wishmaster Quotes

Alexandra What happens if I wished you dead?

The Djinn Why, how remarkably original of you, Alexandra. I'll tell you what. I'll give you one free wish. A sample. Just to get you in the spirit of the game.

Alexandra All right. I want you to destroy yourself. Blow your brains out. Right now

The Djinn Very well.

The Djinn That which is eternal cannot die. But if it's any consolation, sweet Alex, THAT HURT LIKE HELL!

The Djinn/Nathaniel Demerest Run, insect. Run and tell those you will, what you will. Tell them there is something loose in their city which feeds on wishes. But tell them quickly, while you still have a soul.

Alexandra A djinn? A genie?

Wendy Now hold on a minute. Forget what our culture has made of the Djinn. Forget ]. Forget ]. To the people of ancient Arabia, the Djinn was neither cute nor funny. It was something else entirely. It was the face of fear itself.

The Djinn as Nathaniel Demerest Do you have any idea how frustrating it is to have unlimited power, and only be able to use it when some worm asks you for something?

Merritt's Guard No, I can't say that I do. I can't say that I give a shit, either.

Taglines Your next wish could be your last...

Alexandra Where's Wendy?

The Djinn Bedroom. But I wouldn't go in there if I were you. Messy. I needed her face.

Alexandra You killed her.

The Djinn Actually, I can't kill anyone. Not unless they wish me to. Your research should have told you that.

Alexandra She didn't wish to be dead, you lying sack of shit!

The Djinn I showed her my true face. Her reaction wasn't very flattering. As a matter of fact, she got downright hysterical! I merely asked if she wished to be released from her fear. You're a dangerous person to know, Alexandra. Your scientist friend, your boss, the policeman, Wendy. By the by-where is that tasty little sister of yours today?

Wendy What an insufferable prick that man is. Still, it's not your problem. Unless, of course, you're stupid enough to be working for him.

Alexandra No.

Wendy Or sleeping with him.

Alexandra No.

Wendy Oh good. Well, that establishes your discerning good taste. Uh-huh. What can I do for you?

Alexandra Absolutely nothing at all until I can get your full attention.

Wendy I like you.

Beaumont My God!

The Djinn Not yet, human. Soon... very soon I will be.

Taglines Don't make a sound, don't make a move, and above all else...don't make a wish.

The Djinn/Nathaniel Demerest Houdini did it in two and a half minutes.

Narrator Once, in a time before time, God breathed life into the universe. And the light gave birth to Angels. And the earth gave birth to Man. And the fire gave birth to the Djinn, creatures condemned to dwell in the void between the worlds. One who wakes a Djinn will be given three wishes. Upon the granting of the third, the unholy legions of the Djinn will be freed to rule the earth. Fear one thing in all there is...fear the Djinn.

The Djinn/Nathaniel Demerest So, how do you like me so far?

Taglines Be careful what you wish for.

The Djinn/Nathaniel Demerest I claim that which is owed.