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Questioning the movie's impact on dreams
Taglines
Does this look like a movie that could give you bad dreams?
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Marriage Brings Unexpected Joys
Mitch McClure
Boy, am I glad you two got married!
[They're all gathered at a table in a Chinese restaurant]
Abby McClure
You are?
Mitch McClure
Mm-hmm. Because with six, you get eggroll!
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Superstitions About Gardening and Luck
Cleo Ruskin
Want to help with my garden?
[seductively]
Jake Iverson
No, Cleo, I think it's real bad luck to go digging around in somebody else's garden.
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A Conversation on Personal Preferences and Expectations
Flip McClure
So my room isn't good enough for you, huh?
Stacey Iverson
Nothing about you is good enough for me. This house is so weird!
Flip McClure
You know what's wrong with you?
Stacey Iverson
What, "Mr." McClure?
Flip McClure
You're spoiled rotten, Miss Iverson.
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The Appeal of Youthful Relationships
Abby McClure
Pretty, huh. Why shouldn't he date a young chick? Why take the bus when you can fly?
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Family Unity Is No Easy Task
Taglines
Keeping this family together isn't child's play!
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Understanding Parental Choices and Responsibilities
Abby McClure
The only thing I've never gotten is why parents never run away.
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The Changing Standards of Beauty
Molly the Maid
False hair, false eyelashes, false bosoms. In my day women were flesh and blood, now they're 70% nylon and 30% foam rubber.
Zip
Thou art cool!
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A Wish for Home in Unfamiliar Surroundings
Abby McClure
If this wasn't my house, I'd go home!
[during a raucous party]
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The Return of the Happy Ending
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The return of the happy ending.
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Meeting Introductions and Unusual Descriptions
Maxine Scott
You're a great help to me. What am I supposed to say to this man? "Hi, I'd like you to meet my sister, the girl with the golden arm and her hair in the oven.
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A Playful Request for Comfort
Jason
Can I sleep with you, Mommy?
Abby McClure
Go! Get moving!
Jake Iverson
There's nothing wrong with that. I was just going to ask you the same thing.
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