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"An epic fantasy of peace and magic."

PG 1977 · 1h 21m
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20 quotes
Epic Fantasy in a Magical World
Taglines An Epic Fantasy in a World of Peace and Magic.
Reflection on Time and Renewal
Elinore ♪ Time renews tomorrow. When we've used today. ♪
The Need for an Audience
Avatar You always did need an audience, you sap.
[clapping]
Choosing Solitude Over Foolish Company
Weehawk Steady, Westwind. We'll eat alone, lest we sit with fools.
[to horse]
Contemplative Pause for Problem Solving
Avatar Oh, why don't you sit there for a couple of hours while I figure it out?
A Vision of the Future in Fantasy
Taglines A fantasy vision of the future.
Unexpected Humor in Conversation
Weehawk Funny you should say that.
A Warning Before Untying a Captive
Avatar All right, creep, Now before I untie you, I wanna tell you a couple of things, and I want you to listen, and listen carefully. This has been the biggest bummer of a trip I've ever been on; but if you let me down, or you hurt my friends, especially the broad, I got stuff planned for you that'll take twenty years to kill ya.
[leading Peace by a rope]
Distrust in a Complicated Relationship
Weehawk I still don't trust him.
Misunderstood Crisis in a Magical Conflict
Max Fritz! Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged...
Fritz Max! Max, I'm okay! I'm okay Max. Just a scratch. Look I'm all right.
Max Oh. Oh, damn. There you go again, stepping on my lines, raining on my parade, costing me medals. Oh, damn. Ohh. Oh, Fritz? Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! ] Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Take that! Take that! They killed Fritz!
[Accidentally shoots Fritz; [Fritz the Cat (film)|They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz!]
The Power of Love in Conflict
Fairy Child Where's Daddy? What's he doing?
Fairy He is guarding our home, son. There has been a war, and this land is lost.
Fairy Child Why can't we fight and win, Mommy?
Fairy Because they have weapons and technology. We just have love.
Trust Issues Among Characters in Wizards
Avatar Now this, "Peace" here, he knows every step to Scorch. I've promised him life without pain, life without fear...
Weehawk I still don't trust him.
Avatar Hey! You're both forgettin you have the protection of a powerful wizard, here! Dammit...
[levitates up to horse, lands backward in saddle]
Elinore He's gettin older, but not much bolder!
[giggling]
Avatar I wonder if I packed my scotch...
Aspirations of Goodness and Improvement
Elinore I have always been good, and could even... be better sometimes.
Questioning the Purpose of Elves
Weehawk So, what are elves good for?
A Futuristic Epic of Fantasy Awaits
Taglines The ultimate futuristic fantastic epic.
Conflict Between Love and Technology
Blackwolf Brother, there is no need for me to destroy you. Surrender! Surrender your world!
Fairy Child Why can't we fight and win, Mommy?
Fairy Because they have weapons and technology. We just have love.
Peace Peace wants love... wants free... will help.
General If this is the great Avatar, then I am a warthog's uncle!
[guffaws]
Lardbutt I don't wanna hurt things any more!
Acknowledgment of a Name Change
Avatar Oh yeah... one more thing: I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch!
Aging Without Increased Bravery
Elinore He's gettin older, but not much bolder!
Epic Journey of Peace and Magic
Taglines An epic fantasy of peace and magic.
Aging Avatar's Indifference to Planet's Fate
Avatar I'm too old for this sort of thing. Just wake me up when the planet's destroyed.