Woody Woodpecker (2018) - Quotes

Desire for Development in Pristine Environment

Lance Walters: [observing nature] Look at this! Pristine... untouched... I cannot wait to get a bulldozer in here and start building.

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Social Media Mishap Among Family Members

Lance Walters: [after the grill tips over] Don't you dare post that.

Tommy Walters: Too late. #EpicDadGrillFail.

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A Son's Regret for Protecting a Friend

Tommy Walters: Dad, I'm so sorry. I just couldn't let them kill Woody.

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Unexpected Comment on Preservation Choices

Tommy Walters: I'm surprised you didn't have us stuffed, too.

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Dealing with Problems through Elimination

Tommy Walters: I understand that whenever something bothers you, you get rid of it. Like me and Mom.

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Apologies and Understanding in Conflict Resolution

Lance Walters: Woody, I am very sorry I destroyed your home. But technically, you destroyed mine first, so we're even. But in the interest of harmonious living, I got something for you.

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Taking Responsibility for Our Choices

Lance Walters: Tommy, this is not your fault. If I'd listened to you in the first place, we wouldn't be here.

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Concern Over Son's Well-Being

Lance Walters: You put my son in a CAGE?!

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Misunderstanding Woody's Intentions

Lance Walters: Woody... You weren't trying to burn the house down. Oh, no!

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Unfairness Acknowledged in Woody Woodpecker

Lance Walters: Come on. That is not fair, and you know it.

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Understanding Difficult Choices in Life

Lance Walters: Tommy, come on. Someday you'll understand why I had to do this.

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A Change of Heart Towards Woodpecker

Lance Walters: So long, woodpecker. To think I was actually starting to like you.

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Deceptive Calm Before the Woodpecker's Strike

Lance Walters: It was that woodpecker. All this time... he's just been lulling me into a false sense of security. Waiting to strike.

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Woody Woodpecker's Playful Reintroduction

Woody Woodpecker: Heya, fellas. Remember me?

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Prioritizing urgency over sentimentality

Woody Woodpecker: Uh, real heartfelt moment, but can we please save the schmaltz for later? In case you didn't notice, I'M ABOUT TO GET STUFFED!

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Confronting Challenges Outside the Cage

Woody Woodpecker: Yeah, you're a real tough guy when I'm all caged up. Why don't you open up the cage and we'll step outside and do this right? Have it out man to bird...

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