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Yes Man - Trailer No. 2

Yes Man Quotes

"One word can change everything."

PG-13 2008 · 1h 44m
67
Audience
67
Audience
30 quotes
Embracing new experiences and opportunities
Carl Allen *While watching ]
[[Saw (film)|Saw]
Embracing Passion Over Popularity
Allison I know our music isn't that mainstream — I love doing it. It's like my photography. I know there isn't that much demand for blurry photographs taken while running — but ... you know, who cares? The world's a playground! You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
The Power of Saying Yes
Terrence Bundley The word is Yes! say it a million times, say it a million more times, and the word you'd've said two-million times is… YES!
[Audience:]
Embracing Self-Worth and Connection
Carl Allen The old Carl didn't think he was enough for anybody. I thought if I said yes to things, and got involved with people, then sooner or later they'd find out I'm not enough. I didn't think I had anything to share. But now I know that what I have to share is pretty huge, and I want to share it with you.
Embrace Opportunities for Positive Outcomes
Carl Allen Yes always leads to something good." "Never avoid opportunities. They may come in any form.
Embracing Uncertainty with a Positive Outlook
Carl Allen Okay, maybe's fine. I like maybe.
Unpredictability and Mystery in Relationships
Allison I can't put my finger on you. You're unpredictable. Kind of mysterious.
Expressing the toll of enthusiasm
Carl Allen I got blisters on my fingers!
Calm Advice Amidst Panic
Carl Allen Terrence, Don't freak out...
Questioning Genuine Intentions and Motivations
Allison How do I know if anything you did was because you wanted to or because you were following some goddamn program?
Terrence's Determination to Overcome Obstacles
Terrence Bundley Okay, If the molehill won't come to Terrence … then Terrence will come to the molehill.
Encouragement to take decisive action
Carl Allen Oh come on! You're already half-way through. Just snap it off, already!
Impulsive Decisions and Unlikely Scenarios
Carl Allen Hey Carl, do you wanna give all your money away to some homeless guy? Yes, yes I do. How bout letting him burn up your phone battery so that you can't call Triple-A when your car runs out of gas? You know what? That sounds like a fuckin great idea! Why don't you take a late night stroll through the hills and get killed by the ] family? Don't mind if I do!
[[Charles Manson|Manson]
Embracing Life's Opportunities with a Positive Attitude
Carl Allen Hey, I'm just saying "yes" to life — cause — you gotta say "yes" to life. I'm in a secret conevant! ... that sounded naughty!
[sic]
Embracing Positivity and Opportunity
Carl Allen * Reading from a "Yes!" pamphlet.
Stranded and seeking a solution
Carl Allen * Walking with gasoline can, after being stranded.
Embracing change amidst uncertainty
Carl Allen Well, it's been a nice run. I might get shit-canned, Norm. Anyway, don't worry about it — I'm sure it will lead to something good.
Embracing life through music and connection
Carl Allen *After singing and playing ]" by ] on guitar to a person prepared to jump off a building
[[w:Jumper (song)|Jumper; [w:Third Eye Blind|Third Eye Blind]
Experiencing Red Bull for the First Time
Carl Allen You ever had a ]? I've never had a Red Bull before, but I had a Red Bull last night — I really like Red Bull.
[[w:Red Bull|Red Bull]
Emphasizing Limitations and Possibilities
Carl Allen Not possible!
Carl's Perspective on Allison
Carl Allen * On Allison, to Peter
Questioning Our Shared Reality
Terrence Bundley ]! We are all living it — or are we?
[[Life]
Unexpected Arrival in the Back Seat
Carl Allen * Popping up in back seat of Terrence Bundley's car.
Setting Boundaries for Late Night Calls
Allison Don't call me past 11pm, it won't happen again. Happened once, it happened twice, it happened three times, maybe four times, maybe five times, maybe, maybe it happened six times, but it won't happen seven times. I'm not your late night booty call. Don't call me past 11 PM, it won't happen again. You can call me at 10:59 but don't call me at 11 — cause that's my rule now.
The Meaning of No
Carl Allen No. No means no!
Miscommunication Leads to a New Perspective
Carl Allen * After he mishears a mechanic and thinks he is calling him a "No-man
Avoiding Communication and Embracing Silence
Carl Allen * First lines of movie, refusing to answer his telephone.
Embracing Spontaneity and Contrast in Personality
Carl Allen She's spontaneous. She's ballsy. She has no clue what she's doing and she doesn't care. She's the complete opposite of me.
Embracing Life: Overcoming Stagnation and Excuses
Terrence Bundley You're dead, Carl. You say "no" to life and therefore, you're not living. You make up excuses to the people around you and to yourself. You're stuck in the same dead-end job you've had for years. You don't have a girlfriend. You don't have anything close to a girlfriend. And you lost the love of your life because she couldn't be with someone who didn't live theirs. And on most nights you're so bored and filled with ennui, you can't even summon the enthusiasm necessary to masturbate. Am I right, Carl?
Allison's Performance in "Munchausen by Proxy
Allison * Singing as lead of "Munchausen by Proxy