Yogi Bear (2010) - Quotes

From movie posters: All great things come in Bears.

From movie posters: Please do not feed the bears.

From movie posters: Life's a pic-a-nic.

Taglines: [[w:John Debney|John Debney] Original score composed by ].

Taglines: [from trailer] On December 17th.

Taglines: [from trailer] Justin Timberlake as Boo Boo.

Taglines: [from trailer] Dan Aykroyd as Yogi.

Taglines: [from trailer] Hungry for more.

Taglines: [from trailer] This Christmas.

Taglines: [from trailer] From Warner Bros. Pictures.

Announcer: And here's what Mayor Brown proudly has to say about protecting our natural resources!

Mayor: You think I care about what the law says?

Mayor: Or about some endangered "frog-mouthed turtle"? Or some stupid park for families to have a picnic in? No.

Mayor: I care about power, you pinheads! Nobody knows this turtle exists. And nobody ever will.

Chief of Staff: There's about to be a riot out there! I need you out front!

Mayor: [actual] Okay. No. Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Please, please, please. That was not real. Trust me, there is no such thing as a frog-mouthed turtle.

Mayor: He's right next to me, isn't he? OK.

Smith: [to Rachel] Is he still filming?

Rachel: I needed more footage, so I told him to keep it rolling.

Smith: Then I can plug that into the video camera right up there. I just need a way to distract the guards.

Yogi: I think we can take care of that.

Boo-Boo: Yogi, your cape!

Yogi: I know, it is magnificent.

Boo-Boo: And on fire!

Smith: No, look, Yogi, we've been over this many times. Bears are supposed to avoid people, not run around stealing their food.

Yogi: I agree, sir. That's why my friend Boo-Boo and I would never think disturbing a family's pic-a-nic.

Smith: We got a bear disturbance.

Jones: All unit lock the park. I repeat lock down the park.

Smith: You know, I am the other ranger here, right?

Yogi: Kick it, Boo-Boo!

Boo-Boo: Kicking it.

Rachel: I've heard you unusual brown bear.

Smith: Brown bear?

Rachel: When they talk it so rare.

Smith: Not that I can think of.

Rachel: I think he's trying to steal your lunch box.

Yogi: I smell PB and J.

Yogi: Hang on, Boo Boo!

Boo-Boo: What do we do now?

Yogi: Did you check the safety manual!

Boo-Boo: It's just a picture of us screaming!

Yogi: We've gotta deject, Boo!

Boo-Boo: Don't you mean eject?

Yogi: Eject is up. Deject is down.

Narrator: [closing lines; suddenly, some bushes rustle; each of the picnic tables get dragged away by each rope attached to them] Ah, yes, Jellystone Park. A wonderful little piece of paradise, where families come and soak up the tranquility of nature. It's a place that-- Huh? Never mind.

Narrator: [first lines] Jellystone Park. One of the nation's oldest and most beautiful stretches of wilderness. For years, families have headed out from the busy city, eager to enjoy a little camping, fishing, and, of course, observing the park's natural wildlife. (I think.)

Mayor Brown: You think I care about what the law says? Hmm? Or about some endangered "frog-mouthed turtle?" Or some stupid park for families to have a picnic in? No. I care about power, you pinheads! And I'm gonna get it. Nobody knows this turtle exists. And nobody ever will.

Ranger Smith: Yogi, we've been over this many times. Bears are supposed to avoid people, not run around stealing their food.

Boo-Boo: [after he and Yogi hear Ranger Smith coming] It's Mr. Ranger!

Yogi Bear: [teaser trailer] Nice day for a pic-a-nic?

Yogi Bear: This is your captain speaking. We'll reach our turtle target in about 2 minutes.

Yogi Bear: I wonder if he noticed the pie.

Yogi Bear: Did you check the safety manual!

Yogi Bear: I'm so smart and it hurts.

Yogi Bear: Hello, Mr. Ranger, sir.

Yogi Bear: I can't take it, Boo Boo! Two days without a tasty treat to eat, and I have to sit up here while they're having a "Happy Birthday, Jellystone" party! (sniffs) And they have donuts... DONUTS!

Yogi Bear: (hopping on a zipline) Well y'know, Boo Boo, I'm smarter than the average bear!