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Arrival in Japan for Mr. Bond
Taglines
Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond.
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Cigarette Benefits in Casual Conversation
Tiger
It can save your life, this cigarette.
Bond
You sound like a commercial.
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Confirmation of Accuracy in Conversation
Henderson
Oh, that's uh, ] That was right, wasn't it?
[[w:Shaken, not stirred|stirred, not shaken.]
Bond
Perfect.
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Life's Value in Its Moments
Taglines
You Only Live Twice...and "TWICE" is the only way to live!
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Efficiency and Perspective in Collaboration
Tiger Tanaka
How is that for Japanese efficiency?
Bond
Just a drop in the ocean.
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A Toast to Enjoyment
James Bond
Bon appetit.
[after bond throws Hans into a piranha tank]
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The Concept of Living Twice
SPECTRE Number 3
A new update on target vehicle has been received from computers. We now have T-minus seven minutes and counting.
Blofeld
You made a mistake, my friend. No astronaut would enter the capsule, carrying his air conditioner. Remove his helmet! James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.
[A guard removes the astronaut's helmet, and Blofeld is surprised who the person is; Osato tries to avoid the astronaut's eyes; Leans forward so his head is visible from behind Hans]
Bond
Yes, this is my second life.
Blofeld
You only live twice, Mr. Bond.
[Pushes Hans out of the way]
SPECTRE Number 4
Target vehicle passing over central Russia. Approaching Mongolia. Track is as predicted. All computers...
Blofeld
As you see, I am about to inaugurate a little war. In a matter of hours, when America and Russia have annihilated each other, we shall see a new power dominating the world.
[Drowns out SPECTRE Number 4]
Scientist
Target vehicle on scope.
Blofeld
Recheck on target vehicle. Remove his suit, and search him!
[To scientist; To guards]
SPECTRE Number 3
Reserve astronaut, ready on Bird One.
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Rules of Engagement in Japan
Tiger Tanaka
Rule number one: Never do anything yourself when someone else can do it for you.
Bond
And number two?
Tiger Tanaka
Rule number two: In Japan, men always come first, women come second.
Bond
Really? I might just retire to here.
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Unexpected Affection in a Strategic Encounter
Tiger Tanaka
Permit me to introduce myself. I am Tanaka. Please call me Tiger.
Bond
If you're Tanaka, then how do you feel about me?
Tanaka
I... love you.
[the code response]
Bond
Well, I'm glad we got that out of the way.
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Little Nelly's Successful Defense of Honor
James Bond
Little Nelly got a hot reception. Four big shots made improper advances toward her, but she defended her honour with great success.
[Coded message to headquarters after being waylaid by attack helicopters]
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Cultural Differences in Taste and Appreciation
Bond
Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
Ling
You think we better, huh?
Bond
No, just different. Like Peking duck is different from Russian caviar. But I love them both.
Ling
Darling, I give you very best duck.
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Sacrifices Made in Service to England
James Bond
Oh the things I do for England.
[about to make love to Helga Brandt]
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A Question About Bond's Romantic Encounter
Moneypenny
Oh, by the way, how was the girl?
Bond
Which girl?
[turns the lamp towards her, interrogation style]
Moneypenny
The... uh... Chinese one we set you up with?
Bond
Another few minutes and I would have found out.
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Identification of a Walther PPK Gun
Blofeld
An unknown Englishman was in your office the other day.
Mr. Osato
Correct, Number One.
Blofeld
Do you know what gun this is?
[shows them an X-ray image of a pistol]
Mr. Osato
Walther PPK.
[smugly]
Blofeld
Only one person we know uses this sort of gun. James Bond.
Mr. Osato
But Bond is dead!
[startled]
Helga Brandt
It was in all the newspapers!
Blofeld
Rubbish. Bond is alive, unless you killed him, Mr. Osato? Don't tell me you let him go.
Mr. Osato
I gave Number 11 the strictest orders to eliminate him!
Blofeld
And did she?
Mr. Osato
She failed!
Helga Brandt
You should have killed him yourself! You had plenty of opportunity!
[to Osato]
Blofeld
This organization does not tolerate failure.
[moves his foot over a pedal]
Mr. Osato
I know, but do you see, I...
Blofeld
GO! Well?
[sees Osato cross a bridge and leave the room, heading to the staircase back to the control room; to Helga; Helga starts to cross the bridge. No sooner is she on it that Blofeld hits the pedal, causing the bridge bottom to drop out, sending her into the piranha-filled water]
Helga
Aaaah! Osato! NEIIIIIIIIIIIIN!...
[disappears from sight as piranhas kill her, much to the shock of Osato and two Chinese emissaries]
Blofeld
Kill Bond! Now!
[addressing Osato as the bridge closes back up]
Mr. Osato
Yes, Number One! Yes. Yes, yes.
[quickly goes up the staircase]
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