Epic Adventure Awaits in Every Quest
Taglines:
Best. Quest. Ever.
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Embark on Your Quest
Taglines:
Get your quest on.
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Prepare for Their Excellency This Spring
Taglines:
This spring, prepare for their excellency.
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A Pact to Overcome Challenges
Thadeous:
Yes you can. I'll help you. Suck it, suck your venom.
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A Journey to Manhood and Duty
King Tallious:
It is finally time for you to become a man. You must journey with your brother to rescue his bride.
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Inquiry About Dashing Moustache of Prince
Fabious:
Who's the prince with the most dashing moustache?
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A declaration of diminishing affection
Leezar:
Will you shut up! I will love you less!
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Leezar's Accusation Against Prince Fabious
Leezar:
I have heard that your Prince Fabious has made his bed recklessly with many maidens. And I heard that he has fungi on his genitalia as a result. Also, he organises orgies with wenches and barbarians alike and he takes sperm on him and gives it to women freely, spilling his seed will nilly as he makes his way through the orgy.
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Thadeous Expresses Contempt for Another Character
Thadeous:
Guess what, I despise you. You're a bully and a whore.
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Innuendo About Attraction and Implications
Thadeous:
The only thing those tits will trap will be my warm spray.
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Betrayal and Insult in Your Highness
Thadeous: [Julie]
That thing is a dickless traitor.
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Thadeous Comments on Julie's Anatomy
Thadeous:
Ew. Julie has no dick.
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Disgust at Leezar's intentions for Belladonna
Thadeous:
Eugh. Leezar wants to make love to Belladonna to create a dragon. That's fucking disgusting.
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Thadeous expresses disdain for mechanical inventions.
Thadeous:
Some balls you have Simon, showing yourself to me. No matter what you say, we'll never be friends because I hate mechanical inventions. And you know this.
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Unexpected Talents of a Multi-tasker
Thadeous:
Isn't that amazing how he can talk and suck my cock at the same exact time.
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Fear of Triangle Face
Thadeous: [laughs]
I don't like this. Courtney, will you make funny faces to entertain me. No! Never triangle face! I hate triangle face! It scares me.
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Comment on Courtney's Haircut Humor
Thadeous:
May we take pause for one moment? Look at courtney's new haircut, doesn't it make his head look like the tip of a penis? It's hilarious.
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Exaggerated Allegations of Intimacy
Thadeous:
Please, these allegations, they're being greatly exaggerated. It was more or less just heavy petting with a brief moment of penetration.
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