Zombies on Broadway Quotes

Taglines They're STALKING WALKING DEAD MEN... and it's a SCREAM!

Taglines Hee! Hee! What ghoulish glee!

Professor Paul Renault Have them dig a couple of graves for themselves, in case the experiment fails.

Taglines Two zanies on a zombie hunt!

Prof. Hopkins His name was Dr. Renault, Dr. Paul Renault. Over twenty-five years ago, he went to the only place where zombies were known to exist - on the island of San Sebastian, one of the smaller Virgin Islands, but I haven't heard from him since.

Mike Streger Oh, we don't want to disturb him, do we Jerry?

Prof. Hopkins I don't know if he's alive or dead, but if he's alive, he can tell you what you want to know. Go to San Sebastian - Paul can help you.

Jerry Miles What's this Paul like... if he's alive?

Prof. Hopkins A great scientist. Yes, some people say he is crazy. I don't think he is crazy... well, ah, not very crazy, anyway.

Jerry Miles You see, we're doing some research work on zombies, and he said you could help us.

Prof. Paul Renault The fool! I know nothing about zombies. I came here to study a strange coconut blight.

Mike Streger Coconut blight? He said it was a banana blight.

Prof. Paul Renault Oh, Joseph is color blind.