Season 1 Episodes
1. Meet the Family
Ambrosia is starring in her own fantasy, Lasagna has no idea what show she's in, and Biscuit is here against his will.
2. The Birthday Cake
Ambrosia treats Lasagna's birthday like an emergency, Biscuit denies the charges, and Serena-who may or may not exist-is somehow in charge of the cake.
3. Family Vacation
Ambrosia plans a family vacation using a Google image search, Biscuit questions her finances and reality, and Lasagna is repeatedly sent to retrieve the black credit card while an air fryer becomes the backup plan.
4. Dumpster Tofu
A dumpster bob, a tofu-loving rat, a delighted Lasagna, and one fed-up Biscuit-Ambrosia calls it destiny.
5. Starting a Business
Ambrosia rebrands herself as a mogul overnight, Biscuit opens a fraud investigation, and Lasagna just wants to finish one thought.
6. The Vet
Ambrosia attempts a simple vet trip. Biscuit refuses participation. The Lasagnas have duplicated. No one is emotionally prepared.
7. Lasagnas Wedding
Ambrosia's planning the wedding. Biscuit tried logistics and went to the bathroom instead. Lasagna and Lasagna #2 are missing. No one noticed.
8. Biscuit Ran Away
Ambrosia's having a breakdown - for no reason. Biscuit took a nap - and instantly regretted waking up. Lasagna has no idea what's going on. And honestly? Same.
9. Marathon
Ambrosia's gonna go for a run, Biscuit confused her, Lasagna doesn't know who to save.
10. A Burnt Biscuit
Biscuit snapped like a cheap wig. Ambrosia's en route to the mall.
