Season 5 Episodes
1. They Don't Write Songs Like That Anymore
Sid decides to enter a songwriting competition with his un-acknowledged classic "You Can Have My Welks and Cockles But Leave My Winkles Alone."
2. The Gypsy's Warning
The trouble starts with Sid's morning paper - Sid wants to do the crossword and Jean wants to read her horoscope. Not that she really believes it - unless it turns out right.
3. The Biggest Woodworm In The World
Sid brings home an old wodden chair, but there's something wrong with it. Meanwhile, Mike's dancer girlfriend comes to stay, but Mike doesn't explain what sort of dancer she is.
4. Home Tweet Home
Sid isn't too fond of Mike and Sally's latest scheme to raise some money for a holiday.
5. You're Never Too Old To Be Young
Sid is shocked when Jean tells him she wants a lover!
6. The Policeman, The Paint And The Pirates
Sid's efforts to avoid 'The Pirates of Penzance' lead him into trouble with a pot of paint and a policeman. And then Travor brings in the Japanese...
7. Happy Birthday Sid
What should a husband do if his family give him a birthday present he can't use?
8. Freedom Is.....
Sid doesn't like the idea of Sally and Mike befriending a tramp. He likes it even less when Sally brings him home and everyone takes the tramp's side.
9. Mr Chairman
Disenchanted with the local Residents Association, Sid leads a revolt against the Chairman. Then Trevor takes things one step too far.
10. And Afterwards At.........
Family weddings aren't Sid's idea of a good time, but he'll put up with them as long as there's a booze-up.
