Distractible - Season 3 (2023)

A special mid-week episode, today the guys celebrate their first VIDEO PODCAST (video available only on Spotify!), by digging through the r/AmItheAsshole reddit page! P.S. New episodes will continue Mondays AND Fridays moving forward! Prepare to be doubly distracted...

Heads or tales, good or bad, riddles or rhymes?!? Find out on today's episode... Also, Wade has Covid.  P.S. Don't forget to look out for another new Distractible episode Friday! Episodes will release Mondays AND Fridays from now on!

Mark and Wade are getting married?!? Well, not exactly, but Bob still wants them to get to know each other using a fun wedding shower game.

Joking jokers joking about jokers and joker-ing each other's jokers... but, trust us, it's fair.

If you can believe it, today the constantly distracted boys ~attempt~ to guide each other in some calming and vaguely focused meditations.

Today, supremely confident host, Wade, challenges contestants Mark and Bob to get vulnerable and talk about the insecurities around their achievements.

Mark and Wade compete, pitching various monuments, achievements, and artifacts, hoping to make them onto Bob's list for the seven new wonders of ~their~ world.

Wade celebrates his birthday (sort of) by continuing the burls' video game tier list.

The dudes are back to continue where they left their all-telling game of Would You Rather.

Bob, Mark, and Wade reminisce, cringe, and sing about some of their first experiences.

Much like his fashion sense, Wade's topic today is... just a random collection of things he threw together.

Mark offers the guys 1 million dollars, but for weird consequences. The coin flip at the beginning? Nah, that's not important at all.

Today, Mark and Wade die. Yes, you read that right. And Bob, the celestial arbiter, decides what becomes of them: the good place or the bad place?

Two hosts! One of them speaks in riddles, the other speaks in rhymes...

The boys talk Ohio like only true Ohioans can! Plus, another member of Distractible finds out they have ADHD.

Wade gets a ~rise~ out of Mark and Bob by making them argue about bread.

Mark throws it back to the guys' old livestreaming format, Wade calls in from vacay, and Bob flips his lid... or should I say... doesn't?

A wheel, a random topic generator, and a timer: sounds like a Mark episode, doesn't it? Nope, somehow it's a Wade episode.

You can shapeshift into anyone, EXCEPT yourself... You become the most beautiful person on earth, BUT you are only as smart as a 3rd grader... You get to be apart of your favorite movie, BUT you have to be the antagonist... Find out if the guys would press those buttons and say yes to these fun, funny, and occasionally dark scenarios.

The topic is hypocrisy and they barely talk about their hypocrisies??? Hypocrites!

Today, the guys discuss the ramifications of recent updates in AI. Did ChatGPT write this, or is this something a human would say?

A lighter turn from last episode, today the dudes dive into what they hope the future holds for civilization 100 years from now.

The boys obsess over their current favorite gadgets, gizmos, and doodads.

Xbox vs Playstation, LeBron vs Jordan, Skyline vs Gold Star... A lot of times, strong opinions can be silly, no matter how competitive or passionate people get about them.

Today the topic is effectively chosen by YOU, the listeners and viewers! Will your personal question be answered? Listen to find out!

College, customer service calls, pyramid schemes: today the guys discuss the things they weren't ready for when heading into adulthood.

Mark urges the guys to dig deep and find moments in their past full of unbridled rage...

Wade listing off some of Earth's most bizarre animals leads Bob and Mark to get weird in their own ways.

Internet issues, Mark being chaotic, Wade being teased, and Bob talking about TikTok trends. Yeah... sounds like a weird, completely unique episode.

But of course! The third member of the Distractible trifecta must also guide a chat about ~the weird~. This time, it's weird real estate.

What YouTubers are ~our YouTubers~ subscribed to? Hear their niche and fascinating channel recommendations on today's show!

Today on Distractible, the guys find out how Mark's Birthday connects to their most profound moments of love.

This is NOT Weird Part 4, I repeat, this is NOT Weird Part 4...

The guys are FINALLY back! But where have they been? Listen as Mark talks about his emotional adventure from the ER to South Korea, and Bob blames Wade on Twitter for the missing episodes. #blamewade

It's getting emotional up in here, as Wade hosts and asks the guys what films, music, and games hit them right in the feels.

Guess what's probably lurking inside of you right now? That's right... Microplastics! Mark hosts as Bob & Wade go head to head in the ultimate debate of whether these tiny invaders are destroying or benefiting our planet.

We mean it this time. WE QUIT! Not really... but watch as Bob, Wade, and Mark share their spooky, dangerous, and embarrassing professions that made them decide to quit and move forward.

The age old debate among computer users FINALLY gets addressed... which is better: Macs or PCs? Watch as Bob and Wade debate over which one of Mark's computers should be destroyed IMMEDIATELY.

Reading? Reading books? Ever heard of it? Mark, Bob, and Wade definitely have. They do it all the time... For sure.

Wade singing songs, Bob becoming Guru Harold, Mark not being able to stop talking about AI: find out where the burls would rate the subreddit's favorite podcast bits!

It's time to once again venture into the great unknown world of tic-tac ships and octopuses/octopi, and see if the recent UFO Congressional hearings mean that there truly is life elsewhere in our universe...

The guys answer classic icebreakers, but with the caveat that their dice roll must correspond to the quality of their answer. This ep's obviously a 'natty 20.

Reddit nemesis Marq-Eye-Blier urges his fellow burls to pitch him their best (and worst) Distractible episode ideas.

There's no place like home. But what makes a place feel like home? Is it the memories? The amenities? Or maybe it's Ohio. Yeah, it's probably just Ohio. Also, have any of you seen Baldermort anywhere...?

Bird hit window. Mouse in pool. Raccoon with... Grandma? Some time animal in place it shouldn't.

Whatever these guys are doing, they're definitely doing it wrong. Watch as Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss the various things they do wrong on a daily basis.

An extremely enthusiastic Wade invites Bob and Mark to ponder several philosophical questions and ends up with varying results... but does anything really "end" anyway?

The King of FNAF himself hosts another Tier List, acting as arbiter for divvying up the "citizens" of his domain.

Today Mark has two random friends on the pod to talk about his favorite things: hard drives, weird news, and space.

Mark's reign continues, but this episode honestly goes in D Tier for: "Didn't We Already Do This One?"

In quintessential Distractible fashion, Wade asks Mark and Bob questions which their "distractible" nature makes quite difficult to answer.

Do Mark and Wade have the knowledge and friendship to escape Bob's magical, whimsical, and sometimes sexual universe of puzzles?

Put on your Drew Carey glasses, hawaiian shirts, and bald caps! This episode is an homage to the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter!

Mark explains his nearly inexplicable hatred toward a redditor who posts high resolution pictures of the moon and wonders if Bob and Wade have any similar situation.

If points were breakfast, our ulotrichous host allows but a jentacular tittynope for our nonplussed contestants to fight over. Find out what that insane sentence means on today's episode!

Breaking News: Wade challenges Bob and Mark to go out in the field to find the most juicy, mind-blowing, and controversial news stories that are sure to make headlines... probably.

Mark rips off Bob and Mandy.

Bob and Wade punish Mark.

Mark elicits Bob and Wade to give him advice for a variety of average problems. Of course, they can't give true legal council, so they give illegal or otherwise unscrupulous solutions.

The wickedly talented Wade enlists his contestants to find their favorite giraffes-- I mean gaffes, sorry. Find out if Mark and Bob actually listen to their host or if the episode becomes one big gaffe in itself.

Bob makes Mark and Wade take personality tests. They discuss how accurate their results are and if they were even worth doing in the first place...

Yes, Mark has obsessions. And many times, those obsessions are expensive. Today we find out if Bob and Wade have any obsessions that they feel are worth the questionable cost.

Ah! You scared me! But what does it take to scare the guys? Find out as Wade, Mark, and Bob discuss what makes something truly horrifying.

Are Bob and Wade's knowledge of horror tropes as particular and knowledgable as Mark's? Find out on today's spooky gameshow...

From Michael Myers, to Freddy Krueger, to Nemesis, to the Gingerdead Man, who comes out on top as the ultimate horror villain?

What are "Ghosts?" Are they real? If so, what are they made of? Watch as the guys try to solve the mysteries of the spiritual world.

As we enter the Thanksgiving season, the guys start with discussing what things make them say NO THANKS! And yeah, Mark's eye surgery is on my list too... (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED)

Bob, Wade, and Mark attempt to separate fact from fiction, venturing into the curious world of conspiracy theories. Maybe even a little too far...

Mark's all out of ideas, Bob is confused and scared, and Wade actually tries for once.

Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about bullsh*t. That's pretty much it.

The guys talk Mark's volcano scare, bad airports, and the voices animals would have if they could speak.

Wade tells the epic story of his terrifying journey to pick up and deliver a wedding cake. Plus the guys reminisce about the nostalgic things they miss from their younger-years. After all, they are getting older.

Dr. Markiplier completely legitimately and credibly screens Bob and Wade for ADHD.

A.I. is going to take over sooner or later, so the guys may as well use it's suggestions for episode topics.

Look deep into our eyes... what do you see? Nothing? Yep, that pretty much sums up today's episode.

Wade, Bob, and Mark put holiday characters head to head with each other, to see who comes out on top. But who could possibly beat the derisiveness of the clever confectionery that is the "Gingerdead Man?"

Hear us out. And when we're done, don't say anything. Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss their philosophical opinions on past, present, and future generations.

Wade, Bob, and Mark talk about how they balance stress, relaxation, and work ethic in their day to day lives. Also everything Mark says is wrong, and we have science to prove it (we think).

Mark, Bob, and Wade are gonna show you how to make serious bank and get rich fast with these totally legit and definitely NOT illegal tips.

Let out your best maniacal laugh for Bob, Mark, and Wade as they explore their villainous alter egos and compete for a seat on the "Evil League of Evil!"

Wade, Bob, and Mark recount memories of painful, embarrassing, ballsy and butt-y moments of stupidity.

Twas the episode on Christmas, and all through the podcast: Bob sings weird carols. Wade gets harassed. Mark talks about lenses. Isn't that a surprise? Merry Christmas to all, from your favorite three guys.

Bah, Humbug! Now that Christmas is over, the guys can finally express all of their least favorite parts of the holiday season.

Happy New Year! Naturally, the guys celebrate by taking an existential journey down the dystopian rabbit hole of linking human brains with AI.

Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about their new year resolutions, what they wish they accomplised last year, and do a WHOLE lot of stretching.

The guys decide to put their reputations on the line.

Wade's gifts, Bob's holes, and Mark's superpowers.

Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the times when they instinctively knew what to do.

Would Mark, Bob, or Wade eat each other to survive? Find out during this wittle intewectual talk hosted by phiwosopher Wade.

You asked, we listened. This episode has one goal: to make Wade the winner. We wouldn't want to disappoint the subreddit, would we?

Pull up a chair with lumbar support and pour yourself a cup of weak tea. Because it's time for the guys to face the facts that they are getting older. But only one can be the oldest.

Mark is here to introduce to you and the guys the greatest game that the podcast world has ever witnessed: Chess 3!

Players Bob (420), Mark (069), and Wade (000) discuss which childhood games would be perfect for Squid Game competitions.

Mark, Bob, and Wade discuss those new fangled flying machines the young folk are talking about.

Oh boy! Here comes Dr. Bob with a brand new test for Mark and Wade to see which of them have what it takes to be a "real boy."

All hail, Wade. Wade is the king of Distractible. This is his episode, his kingdom. Everything is great. We are definitely not being held against our will. All hail, Wade.

They conquered the “Escape Room,” they outsmarted the “Riddle Realm,” but can Mark and Bob survive the treacherous challenges that await them in the “Wade Games?”

Three hosts, one episode. After nearly two years, the floor is finally open to lay down the law and finish the first Constitution of Distractible.

Mark, Bob, and Wade meet Jesus.