Season 1 Episodes
1. Lenny (pilot)
Lenny has to come up with money for his dad's operation.
2. Three Men and Three Babies
When Shelly and Mary wind up in the hospital, Lenny, Eddie, and Pat are left to take care of the house and the girls.
3. Opportunity Knocks Out
At a formal party, Lenny's hotel boss makes a pass at Shelly.
4. The Loan Ranger
Lenny finds himself lending money to too many people.
5. Yes, Virginity, There is a God
On Lenny's day off, Kelly needs to discuss sex, Tracy announces her atheism, and Eddie breaks the television.
6. Career Day
Lenny attends a mortified Kelly's school Career Day.
7. New York Stories
Stuck in a New York blizzard after the funeral of Uncle Shamus, the Callahan men may miss Tracy's dance recital.
8. My Boyfriend's Black and There Gonna Be Trouble
Lenny's sister announces she is marrying a black lawyer.
9. G.I. Joe
Lenny's doctor conducts a series of gastrointestinal tests when a potentially life-threatening problem crops up.
10. Lenny Get Your Gun
After Pat and Mary are burglarized, they buy a gun and expect Lenny to follow suit.
11. The Gas Man Cometh
An explosion on a gas line leaves Lenny trapped 10 feet below the street with an engineer and one sandwich.
12. A Fine Romance
Lenny's romantic interlude with Shelly is soured by his worry over a boxing match on which Eddie bet their vacation money.
13. Cold
When Lenny tries fixing the furnace himself, the family ends up bunking at his parents' house for heat.
14. Family Matters
The Callahans gather for a loud family dinner.
15. It AIn't The Heat
Fed up with winter, Pat flies off to Florida to stay with friend Charlie, while Mary insists on staying home.
16. One of Our Hubbys is Missing
Kelly babysit a terror who disappears during hide-and-seek, while both sets of parents bowl a grudge match.
