2023 Episodes
1. The First Guy To Ever Vandalize
January 11th, 20235 min
The world's my playground I decided.
2. The First Guy To Ever Report The News
February 19th, 20235 min
Bad stuff!
3. The First Guy To Ever Discover Laxatives
March 5th, 20232 min
Something is happening.
4. The First Guy To Ever Drive A Taxi
March 31st, 20234 min
Get in the car.
5. The First Guy To Ever Use Figures Of Speech
April 17th, 20234 min
I could eat a horse.
6. The First Guy To Ever Take A Hostage
May 9th, 20235 min
This is a very tense moment.
7. The First Guy To Ever Get Fired
July 15th, 20234 min
You're setting me on fire?
8. The First Guy To Ever Own A Bird
August 22nd, 20234 min
Why did you arrest that bird?
9. The First Guy To Ever Be Superstitious
September 13th, 20233 min
I guess I can't take this hat off anymore.
10. The First Guy To Ever Quit His Job
September 29th, 20234 min
I'm not gonna do that.
11. The First Guy To Ever Trick or Treat
October 27th, 20234 min
How am I supposed to get candy now?
12. The First Guy To Ever High Five
November 26th, 20234 min
Slap my hand with your hand.
13. The First Guy To Ever Make A New Year's Resolution
December 31st, 20232 min
New year new me
