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  • 25
    Peter Travers Rolling Stone

    Call it "Apocalypto" for pussies -- a PG-13 rating, puh-leese! -- or prehistory for peabrains. Just don’t call it friendo. 10,000 B.C. will take your money, rob your time and hit your brain like a shot of Novacaine. show more

  • 25
    Peter Hartlaub San Francisco Chronicle

    Completely ridiculous, but fun to look at. show more

  • 38
    Claudia Puig USA Today

    Within a few minutes into the ponderous prehistoric pseudo-epic that is 10,000 B.C., you find yourself longing for George of the Jungle to crash into a tree or the Geico cavemen to amble up and put an end to the droning seriousness of this tedious tale. show more

  • 38
    Carrie Rickey Philadelphia Inquirer

    Tedious, ludicrous and harmless glimpse of the dawn of civilization. show more

  • 25
    New York Daily News

    10,000 B.C. tries, but never catches fire. show more

  • 70
    Kirk Honeycutt The Hollywood Reporter

    As one might expect, there are campy moments and far too much reliance on God-like interventions in the affairs of early man. Less expected is that 10,000 BC works just fine as an action Western with handsome actors in striking costumes and a few CG predators, which are giddy fun. show more

  • 75
    Michael Phillips Chicago Tribune

    Emmerich has no time for poetry or magic, even when the director and his digital wizards (here doing wildly variable work) are trying to dazzle. He’s a taskmaster and a field marshall, not a visionary. But I enjoyed 10,000 B.C. more and more, and more than just about anything Emmerich’s done before. show more

  • 63
    Ken Fox TV Guide

    Too dumb to take seriously, but just silly enough to be sort of fun. show more

  • 50
    Connie Ogle Miami Herald

    Essentially a rip-off of "Apocalypto" for audience members too young or squeamish to endure graphic human sacrifice and jaguar face-eating. show more

  • 38
    James Berardinelli ReelViews

    One doesn't expect intelligent scripting or deep characterization from Roland Emmerich, but the film's lack of energy, poor special effects, and monotonous pacing lead to an inescapable conclusion: 10,000 B.C. isn't only brain-dead, it's COMPLETELY dead. It's inert and without a heartbeat. show more

  • March 10, 2009 ShaneyLocke
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    to me i thought it was a good movie. not great. but good. the graphics were good and the storyline was good. nothing was great though

  • March 08, 2009 Tiny
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    It's a movie. For me, it was nice escape from the reality of the problem that we face everyday when I watch movies. This was every entertaining. Interesting story. I'm not saying it was worthy of an Oscar. It had my attention throughout and that is all I asked for. Better than some of the junk on TV - starting with news.

  • December 22, 2008 movifonesucks86
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    BAD MOVIE!!!! just plain bad, words cannot describe how bad it is. Camilla Belle delivers a razzie worthy performance

  • December 20, 2008 lolawaynesexy
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    Bad movie, razzies is coming for this

  • December 20, 2008 casinoroyalevice
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    Horrible to the core, bad dialogue and camilla belle should get a razzie for her bad performance.

  • September 21, 2008 farah9010
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    i think it was good, i just dont get y there was a telescope and map and stuff 10000 yrs before Crist

  • July 19, 2008 Justyn451
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    A very good movie, reccomded all to see it. (Dont lesten to the above post, there probably more into gay porn).

  • July 04, 2008 cubbyduke
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    Worst movie ever.

  • June 30, 2008 Jav4292
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    Not realistic,slow. I wolud not buy or watch again

  • June 30, 2008 Luanbai
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    I thought it was really slow/wasnt that exciting...wished the saber tooth tiger wouldve helped them out in battle or something. Wouldnt watch this movie again. Deleted scenes are terrible and the alternate ending is also horrible

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