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Based on 6 Reviews
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fan reviews ( 6 )
  • 20
    Marc Savlov Austin Chronicle

    The film is an ingenious, deranged, bloated, and just plain batshit crazy riff on advertising and the mad men and women it creates and/or consumes. Heady stuff, but it's no "How to Get Ahead in Advertising." This film is absolutely mental, and not in a good way, either. show more

  • 16
    Drew Taylor The Playlist

    Whatever Branded is selling, we aren't buying. show more

  • 60
    The New York Times

    This fantastical fable takes aim at marketing itself with an intriguing if tendentious narrative. show more

  • 40
    Ronnie Scheib Variety

    This messy amalgam of mysticism, romance, satire, social criticism and cartoonish f/x seems destined for discount DVD bins. show more

  • 30
    Robert Abele Los Angeles Times

    To borrow a hamburger chain's refrain, not lovin' it. show more

  • NA
    Michael Atkinson Village Voice

    Branded has ideas, but unfortunately, the ideas are reeking batshit nuts, especially once the cheaply animated "brand" monsters, which might not actually exist, start flying around like Ghostbusters mistakes biting one another. You've been warned. show more

  • February 09, 2013 vo00000000138160
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    Really have to give you props on writing a great review Rickirs.. that is NOT Helen Hunt. Too bad you do not have to pass an IQ test before you can post online . Id-jit

  • September 12, 2012 thari
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    Agreed one of the worst movies ever!

  • September 12, 2012 Richard
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    Cartoons for branded monsters. About as much sci-fi as robot chicken. Scores having Helen Hunt but not enough dogma or political punch for decent story. Shallow and plain.

  • September 12, 2012 az00000000128469
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    One of the worst movies I have ever seen. Sci-Fi it is not. CGI that a fourth grader could have done a better job with and a plot that is absurd. I have never reviewed a movie before and this one was so bad that it compelled me to warn off others. Only see it if you are paid for it.

  • September 09, 2012 germanfilm
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    this is no sci fi movie, in ******** totally absurd.

  • September 08, 2012 linea77z19
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    Really enjoyable film!!! interesting plot!!!!!

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