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Rated R for language and some sexual content.

R In Theaters 09/7/2012 , 106min.
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Critic score based on 6 reviews

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February 09, 2013
Really have to give you props on writing a great review Rickirs.. that is NOT Helen Hunt. Too bad you do not have to pass an IQ test before you can post online . Id-jit
September 12, 2012
Agreed one of the worst movies ever!
September 12, 2012
Cartoons for branded monsters. About as much sci-fi as robot chicken. Scores having Helen Hunt but not enough dogma or political punch for decent story. Shallow and plain.
September 12, 2012
One of the worst movies I have ever seen. Sci-Fi it is not. CGI that a fourth grader could have done a better job with and a plot that is absurd. I have never reviewed a movie before and this one was so bad that it compelled me to warn off others. Only see it if you are paid for it.
September 09, 2012
this is no sci fi movie, in ******** totally absurd.

Critic Reviews powered by Metacritic ™

The New York Times
This fantastical fable takes aim at marketing itself with an intriguing if tendentious narrative. Full Review
Drew Taylor
The Playlist
Whatever Branded is selling, we aren't buying. Full Review
Marc Savlov
Austin Chronicle
The film is an ingenious, deranged, bloated, and just plain batshit crazy riff on advertising and the mad men and women it creates and/or consumes. Heady stuff, but it's no "How to Get Ahead in Advertising." This film is absolutely mental, and not in a good way, either. Full Review
Michael Atkinson
Village Voice
Branded has ideas, but unfortunately, the ideas are reeking batshit nuts, especially once the cheaply animated "brand" monsters, which might not actually exist, start flying around like Ghostbusters mistakes biting one another. You've been warned. Full Review
Robert Abele
Los Angeles Times
To borrow a hamburger chain's refrain, not lovin' it. Full Review

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