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Steal Me

Not Yet Rated| 1 hr. 35 min.

Plot Summary
A homeless 15-year-old thief (Danny Alexander) tries to seduce older women while searching for his mother, a prostitute.

Cast: Cara Seymour , Danny Alexander , Hunter Parrish , Paz de la Huerta , John Terry , Chelsea Carlson ,

Director: Melissa Painter

Genres: Drama

Steal Me (2005)

Release Date: September 9th, 2005|1 hr. 35 min.

critic reviews ( 3 )
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  • The teen actors grin twitchily as if tickled by sudden growth spurts, but apparently nothing can hurt their chances with the females in this libidinous zip code. show more

  • There's some nice low-key work amid the uneven performances, but the Montana-shot film's key strength is its sense of place. show more

  • Solid performances can't save Melissa Painter's pretentious teen drama Steal Me, which plays like a cross between "Dangerous Skin" (without the gay sex) and "Picnic" (without the production values or credible situations). show more

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