Plot: 'Vampires Suck' is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her ... Read More
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Gotta be kidding me. It takes a lot to make me laugh but this movie really made me have a great time and have some good laughs. LOVED IT!!!!!
This movie was terrible! I did think that the trailer was funny but I had to walk out of the theatre half way through because of swearing, sexual content, and more. The only funny ... jokes were the ones in the previews. It had a joke every five seconds that wasn't funny and it swore or said something of bad content every five seconds. I sugest you don't see it, and deffinitly don't let your kids see it. Full Review

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