Vampires Suck (2010)

PG-13| 1 hr. 22 min.

Plot Summary
Becca (Jenn Proske), an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward (Matt Lanter) and werewolf Jacob (Chris Riggi). But she must find a way to evade her controlling father, who treats her like a helpless child. Meanwhile, her friends contend with their own romantic issues, leading to a confrontation at the prom.

Cast: Matt Lanter , Jenn Proske , Chris Riggi , Ken Jeong , Diedrich Bader , David DeLuise , Kelsey Ford , Dave Foley

Directors: Jason Friedberg , Aaron Seltzer

Genres: Comedy

Distributor: 20th Century Fox

Vampires Suck (2010)

Release Date: August 18th, 2010|1 hr. 22 min.

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Peter Hartlaub San Francisco Chronicle

That Vampires Suck is a step above god-awful is something of a miracle. show more
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Elizabeth Weitzman New York Daily News

"Vampires" doesn't suck, exactly, but the laziness and lack of imagination kinda bites. show more
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Frank Scheck The Hollywood Reporter

The main performers do a reasonably good job of parodying the "Twilight" leads, with Proske particularly effective in subtly lampooning Kristen Stewart's moody mannerisms. show more

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October 11, 2011 mclaudiari06
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Gotta be kidding me. It takes a lot to make me laugh but this movie really made me have a great time and have some good laughs. LOVED IT!!!!!
January 28, 2011 Weston
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Ok
December 25, 2010 Kigkeys
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This movie was terrible! I did think that the trailer was funny but I had to walk out of the theatre half way through because of swearing, sexual content, and more. The only funny jokes were the ones in the previews. It had a joke every five seconds that wasn't funny and it swore or said something of bad content every five seconds. I sugest you don't see it, and deffinitly don't let your kids see it.

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Review: Vampires Suck

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