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About
A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon "The Twilight Saga."
Theatrical
Mar 27, 2012
DVD / Blu-ray
Mar 27, 2012
Director
Producers
Ben Ross, Barry Brooker, Alex Cohen
Music
Studio
Primary Pictures, Thunder Smoke Media
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Cast
Full credits →H
Heather Ann Davis
Bella
E
Eric Callero
Edward
F
Frank Pacheco
Jacob
M
Michael Adam Hamilton
Ronald
A
Alice Rietveld
Alice
J
John Stevenson
Carlisle
R
Rebecca Ann Johnson
Esme
T
Taylor M. Graham
Emmet
O
Olivia Moss
Jane
A
Austin Michael Scott
Austin The Noob
H
Heidi Kramer
Laverne
D
Danny Trejo
Billy Black
A
Alissa Kramer
Shirley
N
Nathan Peterson
Handsome Blonde Dude
P
Peter Gilroy
Jasper
P
Pancho Moler
Little Edward
N
Nic Novicki
Little Jasper
