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A series of loosely connected skits that spoof news programs, commercials, porno films, kung-fu films, disaster films, blaxploitation films, spy films, mafia films, and the fear that somebody is watching you on the other side of the TV.
Theatrical
Aug 10, 1977
Budget
$600K
DVD / Blu-ray
Jun 20, 2000
Theaters
1
Director
Producers
Music
Studio
United Film Distribution Company (UFDC), Kentucky Fried Theatre, Taurus Film
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See all →Debate on Welfare and Inflation Perspectives
A.M. Newscaster
In the meantime this is A.M. Today. It's 18 minutes after the hour and time for our daily feature of debate: Count/Pointercount. Once again here are John Fitzsimmons and Sheila Hamilton.
John Fitzsimmons
Well Sheila, I guess even you and your liberal cronies have found the light at the end of the tunnel of love with our beloved president. The intellectuals have been much agitated and now, having gotten the presidency by exploiting the problems they themselves have manufactured, he has done his best to fuel their anxieties about him. Sheila. Will you and your pack of bleeding heart liberals never learn that expanding welfare roles only accelerate inflation and inevitably hurt most those they purport to help?
[alternately to Sheila and camera]
Sheila Hamilton
Why John, you old stick in the mud. I've been listening to that horse shit of yours for months, and you can take that crap and blow it out your ass. And for good measure, sit on THIS John.
[to camera; flips the bird]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
A Bizarre Cooking Experiment Unfolds
Husband
Well, what's our little skeptic doing today?
Housewife
She's frying the cat in pure Nesson oil.
[cat screams]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Cast
Full credits →E
Evan C. Kim
Loo (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
B
Bong Soo Han
Dr. Klahn (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
A
Agneta Eckemyr
Ming Chow (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
M
Marilyn Joi
Cleopatra Schwartz (segment "Cleopatra Schwartz")
M
Marcy Goldman
Housewife (segment "Household Odors")
B
Bill Bixby
Himself (segment "Headache Clinic")
J
John Landis
TV Technician Thrown by Gorilla (segment "A.M. Today")
D
Donald Sutherland
The Clumsy Waiter (segment "That's Armageddon")
V
Victoria Carroll
The Nurse (segment "That's Armageddon")
G
George Lazenby
The Architect (segment "That's Armageddon")
S
Saul Kahan
Schwartz (segment "Cleopatra Schwartz")
G
Gracia Lee
Guest #2 (segment "Household Odors")
S
Sheila Rogers
Guest #3 (segment "Household Odors")
H
Henry Gibson
Himself (segment "United Appeal for the Dead")
R
Rick Baker
Dino (segment "A.M. Today") (as Richard A. Baker)
F
Felix Silla
Crazed Clown (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")
T
Tony Dow
Wally (segment "Courtroom")
M
Michael McManus
Hornung (segment "Courtroom")
D
Dick Yarmy
Taylor (segment "Courtroom")
D
David Zucker
Man (segment "His New Car") / Technician #2 (segment "Eyewitness News") / Grunwald (segment "Courtroom")
