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About
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Theatrical
May 31, 2008
DVD / Blu-ray
Jun 3, 2008
Directors
Producers
Music
Studio
The Onion
Cast
Full credits →L
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
K
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
S
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
L
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
D
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
M
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
A
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
B
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
D
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
M
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
J
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
R
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
S
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
B
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
S
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
O
Orlando Seale
Producer
B
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
E
Erik Stolhanske
Producer
S
Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
R
Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
