Brendan Fletcher Biography
Brendan Fletcher (born December 15, 1981) is a Canadian actor.
Brendan Fletcher Movies
Brendan Fletcher TV Shows
Brendan Fletcher Quotes
Questioning an Insult in a Tense Moment
David:
Did He Just Call Me a Nancy Boy?
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A Dog's Loyalty Amidst Family Conflict
Jackie Framm:
That's my son!
Larry Willingham:
Water boy! Nice shot.
Norm Snively:
I'll take my dog back now.
Josh Framm:
He doesn't wanna go with you.
Jackie Framm:
What's the problem?
Norm Snively:
There's no problem, Mrs. Framm. Your son's had his little fun. Now I think it's time to give me back what is rightfully mine.
Jackie Framm:
You know what, Mr. Snively, I believe my son is right. That dog doesn't like you. So the answer is no.
Norm Snively: [chuckling]
You don't have any choice, lady. I got papers. I'll see you in court!
Bailiff:
Next case, Snively vs. Framm.
Judge Cranfield:
Is this one of your high-profile divorce cases?
Bailiff:
No, sir, it's custody.
Judge Cranfield:
Oh, custody. Holy Toledo, what is that dog doing in the courthouse?
Bailiff:
That's the, uh, child, sir.
Judge Cranfield:
That's a pretty ugly kid.
Bailiff:
It's a dog.
Judge Cranfield:
What?
Bailiff:
The case is about custody of a dog.
Judge Cranfield:
All right, I'll take it, but we have to do this seriously. I will not have my courtroom turned into some kind of a circus. Who the hell are you?
Norm Snively:
Mr. Norman F. Snively, your honor. I'm the plaintiff.
Judge Cranfield:
You look like an idiot.
Norm Snively:
Why, thank you, sir. You see, I'm a clown by profession. Happy Slappy's the name. Clown and the Hound. And begging to your humblest pardon, I thought it might be helpful to your honor if I appeared here today in the guise most pertinent to the cogent and unequivocal stating of my case.
Judge Cranfield:
Whatever, whatever. You go first, clown.
Norm Snively:
Well, the fact is, your honor, that dog's my property, and I have papers to prove it.
Judge Cranfield:
Well, would you show them to me, please?
Norm Snively:
Well, actually, your honor, I had papers to prove it. But that boy, that young hooligan, because of his irresponsible and criminal activity, is responsible for what you see.
Judge Cranfield:
Order!
Norm Snively:
You see, sir, when I lost my dog for the first time, it broke me up real bad. When I lost him the second time, it darn near killed me. Hell's bells, your honor, all I wanna do is get Old Blue back. So it can be him and me together, just like it always was.
Josh Framm:
Why, so you can abuse him some more?
Judge Cranfield:
That will be enough, young man.
Norm Snively:
I raised that dog from a puppy. I wouldn't harm a hair on his head!
Judge Cranfield:
Bailiff, what is that?
Bailiff:
The dog, your honor.
Judge Cranfield:
Oh. Order! Quiet!
Josh Framm:
It's the gavel, sir.
Judge Cranfield:
What? Speak up! Bailiff!
Bailiff:
You said speak.
Judge Cranfield:
Speak! Will somebody please suppress that dog?
Norm Snively & Josh Framm:
Shh!
Judge Cranfield:
Oh, what a day. What a day. Now then, young man, have you any evidence that this man abused your dog? Did you ever see him hit the dog?
Josh Framm:
Well, no.
Judge Cranfield:
Then how did you know the dog was abused?
Josh Framm:
Because Buddy doesn't like him. Buddy's my friend. I know what he's feeling, so he knows what I'm feeling.
Jackie Framm:
He's telling the truth, your honor.
Judge Cranfield:
Who's that?
Bailiff:
The boy's mother.
Judge Cranfield:
Oh, it's all right, you may sp... You may address the court.
Jackie Framm:
When we first moved to this town, my son was very unhappy. And then he found Buddy here. And Buddy's given him something to look forward to. Please, please, don't take Buddy away from my son.
Judge Cranfield:
Mrs. Framm, as far as this court is concerned, the dog is property unless you have evidence...
Jackie Framm:
All of these people did not come here because of a piece of property, your honor. They came here because of Buddy. He's part of this town. He's part of the team, and he's part of our family now, your honor.
Norm Snively:
Well, he's part of my family too! He's like a son to me! Aw, shut up!
Arthur Chaney:
Why not let the dog choose, your honor? They say a dog is man's best friend. If that's the case, shouldn't the dog be able to choose who he wants to be friends with?
Judge Cranfield:
Who are you, Barnum or Bailey?
Arthur Chaney:
Arthur Chaney, your honor.
Judge Cranfield:
Mr. Chaney, do you reali... Arthur Chaney? New York Knicks, 56? Huh. I was at that Celtics game where you did the turnaround jumper at the buzzer. I spilled beer all over my wife.
Bailiff:
Your honor.
Judge Cranfield:
What? Oh, yes, yes, yes. Mr. Chaney.
Arthur Chaney:
Well, I've been thinking. This dog is what, three, four years old. That makes him an adult in our years. I say let Buddy decide.
Judge Cranfield:
Mr. Chaney, during my 40 years on the bench, I have heard a lot of lamebrain cockamamie proposals, but this one I like.
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