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A Humorous Take on Vampire Movies
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From the guys who couldn't sit through another vampire movie!
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Team Loyalty in a Vampire Love Triangle
Becca Crane
Edward!
[from trailer]
Team Edward
Edward? Where?
Team Edward
Edward, we love you. You're the best.
Team Jacob
No, Jacob's the best!
Becca Crane
So are we going to be uh, at the same school?
Jacob
I go to school at the reservation.
Becca Crane
Oh, it must be fun to gamble and drink all day.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I was trying to help you, bitch!
Edward Sullen
Hearing you breathe is the greatest gift I've ever received.
Alice
Where did you go, silly rabbit?
Edward Sullen
I'm a killer.
[aiming gun]
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Twilight and Takeout: A Humorous Moment
Chinese Food Delivery Guy
Someone order Chinese food?
Edward Sullen
Let's go! They'll be hungry again in a half-an-hour!
[Throws him at his family as they proceed to eat him; to Becca]
Frank
Kardashians.
Becca
Edward it's not sunny anymore it's twilight. (Moon shifts into a New Moon)
Darren
Hey, New Moon. (Shifts to Eclipse)
Daro
Augh! Eclipse.
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Enduring Sagas in Popular Culture
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Some sagas just won't die.
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Unexpected Threats and Humorous Reactions
Becca Crane
Jacob, run!
[from trailer]
Becca Crane
A chihuahua?
[disbelievingly]
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