Here's a shrieking bore of a horror flick. show more
Nothing's alive in this trash-heap travesty of warm-weather entertainment, despite the frenetic pace.
Instead of paying homage to these creepy creatures of bygone Hollywood, Sommers seems to be unwittingly lampooning them. The first few minutes of Van Helsing, shot in black and white, look like outtakes from Mel Brooks' gagfest "Young Frankenstein." show more