If you're like us and value your sleep, you probably nodded off into your Ambien dreamland before the party started on post-prime time TV. Don't worry; we've got you covered. Here's the best of what happened last night on late night.
Chris Hemsworth, the reigning Sexiest Man Alive, earned his title Tuesday night on "The Tonight Show." He played "Water War" with Jimmy Fallon, and since the loser had to be water cannoned by the winner, you had to know Thor would lose so we could see him drenched. He even did a little dance as Jimmy hosed him down. Let's just say the audience approved. It's kind of a fun game, too - a twist on the card game War - and they had a laugh about it. Could make a good drinking game, beyond water. Chris also showed off his new shorter haircut in his sit-down interview with Jimmy. (He looks so much like Liam now, no?) Chris talked to Jimmy about the perks of being Sexiest Man Alive. It's actually done him more harm than good, with his friends and family giving him grief. The conversation turned to Chris letting his daughter and nieces paint his nails, as shown in a paparazzi photo. Jessica Chastain, endearingly bubbly, talked to Jimmy Kimmel about her Golden Globes experience. She was right next to the stage so she tried to watch her drinking. She also had a big reaction to Tina and Amy's Bill Cosby joke. In the second video she explains that she used to clean houses and had a ditty to the "Ghostbusters" theme. And you have to see this (fake) "Wrigley's Training Video" ad with Jessica and Jimmy, from early in her acting career. It's very Jimmy Fallon-ish, but also adorably '80s. New Golden Globe winner Patricia Arquette was also on JKL, talking about her win this past weekend for "Boyhood." She's excited for the movie, comparing it to the "Bad News Bears," but she's a tomboy so she hates all the dressing up for awards shows. Michael Strahan was on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" and they had a sports talk about the controversial Dez Byrant call in the Green Bay Packers vs. Dallas Cowboys game. Olivia Munn - always gorgeous, but looking slightly different for some reason (not in a bad way) - was also on Seth Meyers's show and it turns out Olivia is good friends with Seth's wife. Apparently Seth and his wife are a little too crazy about their dog? He's their child. But that's cute, right? Anderson Cooper was on "Late Show with David Letterman" - there's something about his perfect white hair that's just hypnotic - and he talked about the rally in Paris. Dave and Anderson further discussed the reasoning for why President Barack Obama didn't attend the rally. Anderson wondered why VP Joe Biden didn't go, since "that's basically what vice presidents exist for." If you want more on this debate, click on the video title and read the YouTube comments, since the viewers make some interesting points. Aubrey Plaza discussed the final season of "Parks and Recreation" and her lack of plans after the show. Dave is in the same position. So Aubrey asked if maybe they want to hang out. It's actually a really funny chat. Matt LeBlanc was on "Conan" and it turns out he's been spending time in London to shoot "Episodes." He went to an exhibition and met Prince William and Prince Harry. They asked him about a "Friends" reunion and he calmly told them to "f-ck off." (Not really. He had great delivery on that line, though.) He said they were really cool. He ran into Harry at a bar somewhere too and said he's a lot of fun. He also discussed how Brits love the c-word. Felicity Jones (of "The Theory of Everything") was also on "Conan" and talked about the very sweaty Golden Globes.