If you're like us and value your sleep, you probably nodded off into your Ambien dreamland before the party started on post-prime time TV. Don't worry; we've got you covered. Here's the best of what happened last night on late night.

Time for a game of Slapjack, one of our favorite "Tonight Show" rituals which is kind of like blackjack, only the contestants slap each other with huge prosthetic hands. As ya do. The players? Kevin Hart and Jimmy Fallon! The Winner? You'll have to watch the clip to find out.

Things got a little x-rated over on "Late Night" when "Girls" actor Andrew Rannells talked about giving his first on-screen "hand job." This is slightly too steamy of a story for us to recount in too much detail, so make sure you watch the clip below.

Kristen Stewart also hit up "Late Night" and chatted with Seth Meyers about her feelings on "Twilight" –– because, yes, there's definitely a rumor that she's distancing herself from the teen flick that made her famous. "I still look at it as being something that's made me who I am," Kristen says in the clip below. "In no way am I distancing myself, I'm just trying to do cool stuff."

Over on "Jimmy Kimmel Live," Johnny Depp stopped by to chat about an extremely important topic: how he develops movies using toys. Turns out he tested characters like Willy Wonka and Captain Jack with his daughter's dolls, and good news: he has "a lot of Barbies in storage." Probably not something one should share with people....

Larry David is making his debut on Broadway, which means he gets to stay in a New York City hotel. Among the many perks for Larry is "hotel sex" (no messy goodbyes!), and obviously his musings on the subject are hilarious.

Finally, the Oscar nominations were announced yesterday, and Conan O'Brien was deeply disappointed that his role in "Sharktopus V. Pteracuda" wasn't recognized for Best Actor. How dare you, Academy? Get it together.