leaving netflix may 2016Netflix giveth, and Netflix taketh away.

"Blade Runner: The Theatrical Cut" was just added to Netflix streaming, but now it's facing a harsh expiration date of May 16. (We'll be up on the roof, holding a dove and crying.)

And dude! So bogus: Unless you have a time machine, you only have until May 1st to stream "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" (1989).

Also leaving in May 2016: "Election," "Clerks," and "Black Hawk Dawn" as well as classic Marilyn Monroe movie "Bus Stop."

Here are all the movies and TV series leaving Netflix in May 2016. As always, all titles and dates are subject to change.

Leaving May 1

"The Animatrix" (2003)
"Anna Karenina" (1948)
"Author! Author!" (1982)
"Beware of Mr. Baker" (2012)
"Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" (1989)
"Broadway Idiot" (2013)
"Bus Stop" (1956)
"Election" (1999)
"The Good Life" (2012)
"Holiday Engagement" (2011)
"Kiss of Death" (1995)
"Mad Hot Ballroom" (2005)
"Mona Lisa Is Missing" (2012)
"Ralphie May: Austin-tatious" (2008)
"Terms And Conditions May Apply" (2013)
"That's What I Am" (2011)
"Therese" (2012)
"Truth or Die" (2012)
"Young & Handsome: An Evening with Jeff Garlin" (2008)

Leaving May 2

"Slightly Single in L.A." (2012)

Leaving May 3

"JFK: The Smoking Gun" (2013)

Leaving May 4

"Stealing Harvard" (2002)

Leaving May 6

"Finding Normal" (2013)

Leaving May 7

"JFK: A President Betrayed" (2013)

Leaving May 9

"Cheerful Weather for the Wedding" (2012)
"Cracks" (2009)
"Tears of the Sun" (2003)

Leaving May 10

"The Score" (2001)

Leaving May 12

"The Ladykillers" (2004)

Leaving May 13

"Is the Man Who Is Tall Happy?" (2013)

Leaving May 14

"The Master of Disguise" (2002)
"Offender" (2012)

Leaving May 16

"A Pope For Everyone" (2013)
"Bratz: BFF: Best Friends Forever" (2007)
"The Greatest Places: IMAX" (1999)
"In Her Skin" (2009)
"Inhale" (2010)
"The Quest": Season 1 (2014)
"Search for the Great Sharks: IMAX" (1995)
"Tiger Eyes" (2012)

Leaving May 16

"Blade Runner: Theatrical Cut" (1982)
"The Last Tycoon" (2012)

Leaving May 19

"Peep World" (2010)

Leaving May 21

"Struck by Lightning" (2012)

Leaving May 22

"Ida" (2013)
"Stand Off" (2012)

Leaving May 23

"Black Hawk Down" (2001)

Leaving May 27

"Escape from Tomorrow" (2013)
"Run & Jump" (2013)
"Vanishing of the Bees" (2009)

Leaving May 28

"Barfi!" (2012)

Leaving May 29

"These Birds Walk" (2013)

Leaving May 31

"Clerks" (1994)