Premiere Of Warner Bros. Pictures' "San Andreas" - ArrivalsDwayne "The Rock" Johnson. What can you even say about this real-life human angel? If we wrote poetry, he'd definitely be getting a haiku.

Everything about him seems genuine, funny, warm, and safe. We truly believe he could (and would) come to our rescue if the San Andreas fault went kablooey... and he'd probably take us for ice cream and buy us a puppy after!

These are 14 times Dwayne Johnson found a way to work his way into our hearts forever.