Deadpool wouldn't be Deadpool without getting a little wet and wild.
"Deadpool 2" is coming out June 1st, 2018 and the first teaser is up, hiding inside a dirty and effed-up Deadpool-as-Bob Ross painting video.
We know Ryan Reynolds is a Bob Ross fan, since his Pinned Tweet from January 2017 is a shot of Ross painting with the caption, "Bob Ross is very calming. 5 min into this show, it feels like you've been f*cked to death by a thousand pillows."
Apparently that love for Bob and his magic white paint is so strong that the Deadpool team gave him half the teaser, slipping in the first footage from the "Deadpool" sequel around the 1:30 mark:
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) November 15, 2017
The finished painting looks just like the Thanksgiving poster Reynolds shared the other day.
Here's the same video, from Reynolds:
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) November 15, 2017
"So from our family to yours, keep your pants dry and your dreams wet. And remember: Hugs not drugs."
Straight from the boss, kids. Give maximum effort to those wet-on-wet dreams!
FYI, 20th Century Fox joined the fun by sharing the "Wet on Wet" teaser on YouTube, with this description:
After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry's hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World's Best Lover.
In Theaters June 1, 2018
We'd watch the blazes out of that movie, but that's probably not what "Deadpool 2" is really about.
Hopefully this means even more "Deadpool 2" promos will be headed our way as we penetrate deeper into the holiday season.
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