Nintendo Hosts Celebrities At 2017 E3 Gaming ConventionThe main question isn't about the gift itself -- even though the gift is a giant penis poster.

Before "Riverdale," he and "The Suite Life of Zack & Cody."

The twins now have millions of fans, but they are first and foremost bros, and bros are pretty much required to poke fun at each other and tell dirty jokes. Cole managed both in one Christmas gift.

Here's what Cole posted, and Dylan retweeted:

Well, what else do you get the guy who has everything? But seriously, where did Cole even get a "huge poster of a bisected penis"?

Fans had an even more basic question in mind after reading the convo:

Some fans answered for him:

After so many years, fans do feel like they know the brothers.

By the way, if you've been wondering what Dylan has been up to while Cole is on "Riverdale," he's still acting, just in smaller projects -- including the Italian neorealist-style short film, "Carte Blanche"; the VOD thriller "Dismissed" (watch a scene from the movie here); and the indie comedy "Banana Split"; as well as acting in the Brooklyn theater production "The Illuminati Ball."

Here's what Dylan told Vulture:

"I think Cole's in a place where he's very happy right now, whereas I would be happiest doing more films with a lower budget — independent, expressive, really small-scale. I tend to enjoy roles that I very closely identify with: fringe people and complicated characters, who might even be bad guys, or bad characters that have one redeeming quality. That's closer to my idea of what my acting trajectory should be."

Good for him. Meanwhile, Cole and "Riverdale" Season 2 will return to The CW starting January 17.

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