Disturbia - Creation of the Tower of Twinkie
Ronnie:
You made the Tower of Twinkie.
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Disturbia - End of Operation Stupid
Ronnie:
Operation Stupid is officially over!
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Disturbia - A Simple Greeting from Ronnie
Ronnie:
Hi, Ronald.
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Friday the 13th - Unlikely Romantic Comparisons in Frustration
Chewie:
Are you kidding? I have a better shot at fucking a penguin than that girl.
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Friday the 13th - Humorous Misunderstanding of a Nickname
Chewie:
They don't call me the "wood wizard" because I masturbate a lot.
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Friday the 13th - A Bold Claim About Masculinity
Chewie:
Hey. Now, this is a real man's sport. You're even curved to the left, like my penis.
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Friday the 13th - Completing the Look with a Statement Piece
Chewie:
Are you looking for this? Because, uh, it completes your outfit.
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Friday the 13th - Trent's Troubling Childhood Revelation
Chewie:
Hi, my name is Trent. My daddy bent me over this chair and beat me when I was little, so you need to fix it.
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Friday the 13th - Clichés and Daddy Issues in Relationships
Chewie:
Hey! Here's to daddy issues and fucking douchebags. Let's just all be one big happy cliché!
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Friday the 13th - Desire for a Different Life Perspective
Chewie:
In my next life, I want to come back as one of the buttons on the asspocket of her jeansshorts.
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Friday the 13th - Comment on a feline's demeanor
Chewie: [looking at a stuffed bobcat]
That is a fierce pussy.
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Friday the 13th - A Defiant Statement Against Cowardice
Chewie:
Fine. To all the felching, welching, pussies of the world!
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Friday the 13th - A Call to Action
Chewie:
Shoot the boot!
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Friday the 13th - Chewie's Surprising Observation on Uterine Space
Chewie:
Oh my God, babies have more space in the uterus.
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Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist - Unexpected Preferences in Familiar Places
Thom:
Would someone mind telling me where we're going?
Norah:
You know how some people like to eat at the same places?
Nick:
Yeah.
Norah:
Well Caroline likes to barf in the same places.
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Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist - Confusion About Relationships and Intentions
Nick:
I just feel like she's messing with me.
Thom:
Who are you talking about?
Nick:
Right now, Norah. No, Tris. Tris.
Thom:
You just haven't figured it out yet, have you.
Nick:
What?
Thom:
The big picture!
Nick:
I guess not.
Thom: [[The Beatles]
].
Nick:
What about them?
Thom: [grabs Nick's hand]
This. Look, other bands, they want to make it about sex or pain, but you know, The Beatles, they had it all figured out, okay? "I Want to Hold Your Hand." The first single. It's effing brilliant, right?... That's what everybody wants, Nicky. They don't want a twenty-four-hour hump sesh, they don't want to be married to you for a hundred years. They just want to hold your hand.
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