Memorable Quotes from Aaron Yoo
16 quotesChewie's Surprising Observation on Uterine Space
Chewie
Oh my God, babies have more space in the uterus.
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Unexpected Preferences in Familiar Places
Thom
Would someone mind telling me where we're going?
Norah
You know how some people like to eat at the same places?
Nick
Yeah.
Norah
Well Caroline likes to barf in the same places.
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A Bold Claim About Masculinity
Chewie
Hey. Now, this is a real man's sport. You're even curved to the left, like my penis.
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Desire for a Different Life Perspective
Chewie
In my next life, I want to come back as one of the buttons on the asspocket of her jeansshorts.
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A Defiant Statement Against Cowardice
Chewie
Fine. To all the felching, welching, pussies of the world!
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A Call to Action
Chewie
Shoot the boot!
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Humorous Misunderstanding of a Nickname
Chewie
They don't call me the "wood wizard" because I masturbate a lot.
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Creation of the Tower of Twinkie
Ronnie
You made the Tower of Twinkie.
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A Simple Greeting from Ronnie
Ronnie
Hi, Ronald.
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Comment on a feline's demeanor
Chewie
That is a fierce pussy.
[looking at a stuffed bobcat]
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Unlikely Romantic Comparisons in Frustration
Chewie
Are you kidding? I have a better shot at fucking a penguin than that girl.
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Confusion About Relationships and Intentions
Nick
I just feel like she's messing with me.
Thom
Who are you talking about?
Nick
Right now, Norah. No, Tris. Tris.
Thom
You just haven't figured it out yet, have you.
Nick
What?
Thom
The big picture!
Nick
I guess not.
Thom
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[[The Beatles]
Nick
What about them?
Thom
This. Look, other bands, they want to make it about sex or pain, but you know, The Beatles, they had it all figured out, okay? "I Want to Hold Your Hand." The first single. It's effing brilliant, right?... That's what everybody wants, Nicky. They don't want a twenty-four-hour hump sesh, they don't want to be married to you for a hundred years. They just want to hold your hand.
[grabs Nick's hand]
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End of Operation Stupid
Ronnie
Operation Stupid is officially over!
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Clichés and Daddy Issues in Relationships
Chewie
Hey! Here's to daddy issues and fucking douchebags. Let's just all be one big happy cliché!
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Trent's Troubling Childhood Revelation
Chewie
Hi, my name is Trent. My daddy bent me over this chair and beat me when I was little, so you need to fix it.
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Completing the Look with a Statement Piece
Chewie
Are you looking for this? Because, uh, it completes your outfit.
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