Memorable Quotes from A.D. Miles
4 quotesDiscussing Inexperience and Sexuality Among Friends
J.J.
He gets so uncomfortable whenever we talk openly about sexual issues. You know he's never been with a girl before.
Gary
McKinley needs to experience "The Ultimate". And I think you know what I'm talking about.
J.J.
You mean, penis-in-vagina?
Gary
No, dickhead. Sex.
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A Promise to Reunite in Ten Years
Susie
You guys, I'm really gonna miss this place.
Coop
Me, too.
Ben
Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.
Lindsay
Yeah!
Ben
What time do you wanna meet?
J.J.
You mean ten years from now?
Ben
Yeah.
Coop
Let's meet in the morning so we can make a day of it.
Susie
Okay, so what is it? Is it like 9:00 or 9:30?
Coop
Well, let's say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30.
McKinley
Well, no, why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here at 9:30? I mean, we're all gonna be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time.
Gary
Okay, then, it's settled. 9:30 it is. All agreed?
Together
Agreed.
McKinley
Great, cause I have something at 11:00.
Gary
You've just got like a trapper-keeper full of appointments, right?
McKinley
No, I just, I have something at 11:00, and I can't change it, because I already moved it twice.
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A Conversation About Dinner and Sweaters
Gene
Now finish up them taters, I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.
Gary
Come on - what?
Gene
Finish up the taters.
Gary
And then what did you say?
Gene
And then what did I say?
Gary
You said you were going to... fondle your sweaters.
Gene
Ah, uh - no I didn't. I said fondue with cheddar, I was thinking about making fondue with cheddar cheese for dinner tonight.
Gary
No Gene, that is not what you said.
Gene
That is what I said. Fondue with cheddar.
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Urgent Request Amidst Tension and Frustration
Gene
...I've seen more fucked up shit out there in five minutes than you've seen in your whole life.
Gary
Well, I'm sorry Gene, and if I could change history I would, but-
Gene
Fuck you! Now we need fifteen gallons of bug juice by snack time, do you know where the powder packets are?
Gary
Yeah.
Gene
In the pantry above the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream, Wait... Forget that last comment.
Gary
Did you say dick cream?
Gene
No! I said ... stick... team, you know stick team! Stickball! Go away! Leave me alone!
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