Dummy - Unconventional Proposal in a Tense Moment
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel:
You can fuck me if I'm wrong!
Steven Schoichet:
No. That's okay.
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Dummy - A Gift for a Date
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel:
I bought a gift for you.
Steven Schoichet:
Oh, no.
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel:
Actually, I lifted it from Borders. But it's perfect for your date. It's classical music.
Steven Schoichet:
Oh, thanks!
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel:
Yeah, when you get Lorena alone, put this on. Classical music makes women horny. Just trust me on this one.
Steven Schoichet:
Thanks. "Best of John Philip Sousa".
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel:
Yeah. Chicks dig it.
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Dummy - Childlike Caution Misunderstood as Suspicion
Steven Schoichet:
I look both ways when I cross the street.
Heidi Schoichet: [seeing Steven in his underwear, with his dummy dressed as a child]
Steven? Gross! You look like a child molester.
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The Affair of the Necklace - Frustration Between Count and Doctor
Count Nicolas De La Motte: [lying on a table in pain as a doctor tries removes the bullet from his behind]
Goddamn! Goddamn! Are you digging for potatoes? Go easy!
Dr. Legear:
I did not tell how to get this projectile where it is! Do not presume to tell me how to get it out!
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The Affair of the Necklace - Anticipation of a Grand Venture
Count Nicolas De La Motte: [on hearing about the necklace plot]
I knew something grand was a foot. You can rest assured I will be an asset to this venture.
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The Jacket - The Value of Life and Death Awareness
Jack Starks:
Sometimes I think we live through things only to be able to say that it happened. That it wasn't to someone else, it was to me. Sometimes we live to beat the odds. I'm not crazy even though they thought I was. I live in the same world as everyone else. I just saw more of it, as I'm sure you have. They'll find my body tomorrow. You can check it out if you don't believe me. I've seen life after my death, and I'm telling you this because it's the only way to help you and your daughter have a better life of your own. Jean, you're gonna pass out one day smoking a cigarette and burn to death. Your daughter grows up living the same sad life you're living right now. And she misses you so much. Sometimes life can only really begin with the knowledge of death. That it can all end, even when you least want it to. The important thing in life is to believe that while you're alive, it's never too late. I promise you, Jean, no matter how bad things look, they look better awake than they do asleep. When you die, there's only one thing you want to happen. You wanna come back.
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The Jacket - Reflections on Life and Death
Jack Starks:
I was 27 years old the first time I died. I remember there was white everywhere. There was war and I felt alive, but really I was dead.
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The Jacket - Perception of Reality and Personal Trauma
Jack Starks:
The real events that have happened to me have been fucked up, not my mind!
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Predators - Consequences of Knowledge and Decision-Making
Royce:
I needed to know who we're up against. Now I do.
Stans:
A man is dead because of that.
Royce:
This morning you were ready to kill him.
Stans:
Well it ain't this goddamn morning, is it?
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Predators - The Complexity of Human Hunting
Isabelle:
What happened to you? What made you so fucked up?
Royce:
There is no hunting like the hunting of a man. And those who've hunted armed men long enough, and like it, never really care for anything else thereafter.
Isabelle:
That's pretty poetic. Did you come up with that all by yourself?
Royce: [[Ernest Hemingway|Hemingway]
No, actually. That was ].
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Predators - Discussion of their dire situation
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Predators - Misguided Shooting in a Dangerous Situation
Royce:
You're shooting the wrong people!
Nikolai:
How do I know?
Royce:
Otherwise we won't be having this conversation.
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Predators - The Complexity of Duty and Enjoyment
Royce: [to Isabelle]
You know what the difference between you and me is? We both do the same thing. You just do it for a country, so you don't have to admit you like it.
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Predators - The Rules of the Hunt
Royce:
It wants us to run. That's how it hunts. This is its jungle. Its game. Its rules. We run, we die.
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Ghosted - Strategizing to Find the Taxman
Leveque: [''Chuckles at a centipede capturing a beetle'']
I'll speak with Utami. Buy us some time. And the passcode?
Winger:
Looks like Borislov was too slow.
Leveque:
As usual.
Winger:
But I finally know what the Taxman looks like, so I'll find him.
Leveque: [''A henchman is suffering from wound'']
What is this?
Winger:
He doesn't know anything.
Leveque: [''Picks up container of bullet ants''; ''Chuckles'']
We cannot afford this kind of failure. The game we play, it's like no other. If we succeed, we have wealth, power. And if we fail, we die. And that is only if we're lucky.
Henchman: [''Crying'']
No, please. Please... Please help me.
Leveque:
No more mistakes.
Henchman: [''Leveque pours bullet ants all over henchman who screams in anguish'']
No.
Leveque: [''Makes cut throat gesture'']
Get that photo to every bounty hunter on the continent. One million dollars. Alive. He is our only access to that code. Anyone kills the Taxman, that bounty moves onto their head.
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Ghosted - Clever Tactics Amidst Historical Context
Leveque:
Great khans, they used to cross these lands. Brutal Killers. It was said if you wanted to find one, you had to step over the dead.
Wagner:
The Taxman has a face. No matches in the intelligence databases. They must be running him off the books.
Leveque:
Mmm. Clever.
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InAPPropriate Comedy - Unexpected Humor in a Flirty Exchange
Flirty Harry:
I like a nice hard finish when I squeeze each load down that barrel.
Asian Lady:
LIKE “POW POW POW!” IN THE SKYYY!
Flirty Harry:
doesn’t really go in the sky, but… shoots kinda far.
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InAPPropriate Comedy - Flirty Harry's Suggestive Comment
Flirty Harry:
Easy now, I know you’re ready to blow. Let me just… push your stool in reeeal slow…
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InAPPropriate Comedy - A Bold Approach to Confrontation
Flirty Harry:
So I went in. Yeah, I went in deep, balls to the wall, but I unloaded into both of those assholes. And it felt good.
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InAPPropriate Comedy - Misunderstanding the Situation with Flirty Harry
Flirty Harry:
Yeah. I don’t think you understand. Those boys were packing heat. I mean, as soon as I came, those assholes opened up. Yeah, opened up and started spraying everywhere.
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InAPPropriate Comedy - Taking Opportunities Without Hesitation
Flirty Harry:
I told you before, I am not gonna wait around for a bunch of other dicks. Not when I have an opening to take those guys from the rear.
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InAPPropriate Comedy - A Bold Invitation to Change Orientation
Flirty Harry:
Go ahead. Make me gay.
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The Village - Impending Threat in The Village
Noah Percy:
They're coming.
Noah Percy: [near-hysterical, laughing and sobbing]
... Bad color! Bad, bad color! Bad c-color...!
Kitty Walker: [whispering]
Don't let them in!
Brown-Eyed Girl:
Heed the warning bell, for they are coming.
Finton Coin:
Thank you, Lucius. You're a good friend.
Jay (M. Night Shyamalan):
Do not get into conversations.
Beatrice:
It is amazing what two people love chooses to unite. It follows no rules.
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The Darjeeling Limited - Conflicted Expressions of Love and Conflict
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The Darjeeling Limited - A Train's Journey and Its Unexpected Path
Jack:
What did he say?
Peter:
He said the train is lost.
Jack:
How can a train be lost? It's on rails.
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The Darjeeling Limited - The Sound of Distant Trains
Jack:
Wouldn't it be great if we heard a train go by in the distance?
Peter:
Not really.
Francis:
It'd probably be annoying.
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The Darjeeling Limited - Reflections on a Misunderstood Incident
Peter:
Well, I'm not crazy about the part where I start screaming at the mechanic. That never happened.
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The Darjeeling Limited - Rejecting Plans and Embracing Spontaneity
Peter:
Fuck the itinerary.
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The Darjeeling Limited - Seeking Solace in Prayer
Peter:
I'm gonna go pray at another thing.
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The Darjeeling Limited - Appreciating the Unique Scents of a Country
Peter:
I love the way this country smells. I'll never forget it. It's kind of spicy.
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The Brutalist - Conflicting Views on Belonging
László Tóth:
Because they do not want us here.
Erzsébet Tóth:
Of course Attila wants us here.
László Tóth:
Not Attila.
Erzsébet Tóth:
Then who do you mean?
László Tóth:
The people here, they do not want us here. Audrey, Attila's Catholic wife, does not want us here! She does not want us here! We are nothing. We are worse than nothing.
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The Brutalist - Reflections on Resilience and Memory in Architecture
László Tóth:
Nothing is of its own explanation. Is there a better description of a cube than that of its construction? There was a war on. And yet it is my understanding that many of the sites of my projects have survived. They remain there still in the city. When the terrible recollections of what happened in Europe cease to humiliate us, I expect for them to serve instead as a political stimulus, sparking the upheavals that so frequently occur in the cycles of peoplehood. I already anticipate a communal rhetoric of anger and fear. A whole river of such frivolities may flow undammed. But my buildings were devised to endure such erosion of the Danube's shoreline.
Harrison Lee Van Buren Sr.:
What a poetic reply.
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The Brutalist - Devotion Beyond Death
László Tóth:
I will follow you until I die.
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King Kong - Reflections on Actors and Their Journeys
Jack Driscoll:
Actors. They travel the world, but all they ever see is a mirror.
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King Kong - The Destructive Nature of Love
Jack Driscoll:
That's the thing you come to learn about Carl. His unfailing ability to destroy the things he loves.
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King Kong - A Moment of Confusion in King Kong
Jack Driscoll: [noticing the disturbing effigy of Kong on Carl's map]
What is that?
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King Kong - Desperate Plea for Retreat and Rescue
Jack Driscoll:
Stop, please! Stop! We have to turn back! They've taken Ann!
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The Grand Budapest Hotel - Confrontation of Accusations and Arrests
Henckels:
Who's shooting who?
Dmitri:
That's Gustave H., the escaped murderer and art thief! I've got him cornered!
M. Gustave:
That's Dmitri Desgoffe und Taxis! He's responsible for the killing of Deputy Kovacs, Serge X and his club-footed sister, plus his own mother!
Henckels:
Nobody move; everybody's under arrest.
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The Grand Budapest Hotel - Confrontation Over the Missing Artwork
Dmitri:
Where's Boy with Apple?!
M. Gustave:
(pause) NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS!
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The Grand Budapest Hotel - M. Gustave's Unconventional Relationships Explored
Dmitri: [about M. Gustave]
This criminal has plagued my family for nearly 20 years. He's a ruthless adventurer and a con artist who preys on mentally feeble, sick old ladies! And he probably fucks them, too!
M. Gustave:
I go to bed with all my friends.
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The Grand Budapest Hotel - Confrontation and Identity in Tense Exchange
Dmitri:
If I learn you ever once laid a finger on my mother's body, living or dead, I swear to God, I'll cut your throat! You hear me?
M. Gustave:
I thought I was supposed to be a fucking faggot.
Dmitri:
You are, but you're bisexual.
M. Gustave:
Let's change the subject; I'm leaving.
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The Grand Budapest Hotel - A Plan to Persuade the Sister
Jopling: [having discovered Agatha's involvement in Gustave's escape]
I've got to hand it to them. I didn't see that coming. Well, what do you want me to do?
Dmitri: [on phone]
Talk to the club-footed sister again. And this time, be persuasive.
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The Grand Budapest Hotel - Distrust in the Butler's Honesty
Jopling: [referring to Serge X]
I've never trusted that butler. He's too honest.
Dmitri: [on phone]
Too honest, you say?
Jopling:
Mm-hm.
Dmitri:
All right, well, be that as it may, find him quick and make it snappy.
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